Okay, so here is a recap of life thus far ( Read more... )

Today has been the absolute best day of my life. It has been a life-long aspiration to see my best friend topless. Today was that day!! She (undoubtedly) has the nicest pair of cheese wheels this side of Parkland ( Read more... )

I was on my way out the door from the lab tonight and I answered a call from the ER. They wanted the results of some cardiac enzymes for a patient. I told them that the test had just begun and that it would take almost 30 minutes. They said that according to the EKG he was having a heart attack and they needed the results. I told them there was ( Read more... )

1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life ( Read more... )

I am in state of shock. I have just learned that a local girl and a patient of mine has died at the tender age of 19. This is public knowlege so I am not violating any patient-provider confidentiality ( Read more... )

I am not one to frequently complain ::checks to make sure no one is reading while I write:: but occasionally, I am well founded when I complain. In fact more often than not I am complaining for good reason. (not that I complain that much) ::gets a slap from everybody he knows ( Read more... )

Why does Steve the (former body-builder) respiratory guy always feel the need to engage in conversations about himself and all the wonderful things about him and all the things he does??? I don't get it. Even if I were good looking - - (which I sort of am and Steve really isn't) I could never be able to bend over and kiss my own ass like he does ( Read more... )

I have it within myself the ability to do two things. 1.) Ocassionally (more oft then not) I can see into the minds of my friends. Ask Krystie - I'm good. 2.) I can work an unexpectedly long shift without any warning. This is because I have SAP tatood across my forehead with Looser in nsmall print and parenthesis underneath it ( Read more... )

Oh, my God!!!! I am shocked that I am sitting at work and the wonderful minions of internet security for Parkland and for HCA (company that owns Parkland) have not seen fit to block this site. That is so cool. It pisses me off that I cannot post from MYSPACE at work, I mean really what is the harm. I am Phlebotomist, if there si something going ( Read more... )

Okay, so my best friend happens to be a lesbian. Which is totally okay because I'm quite the dashing young homo myself. Rachel and I are perfect for each other except that she fucks girls and I don't. Technically I'm not engaged in any kind of sexual relations with anyone, but I'm all for guys and what not. Anywho, back to the point. So Rachel ( Read more... )