Claim list
Last updated: November 26, 2007 - 21:20 CET
Character Claims
"Diamond" Joseph Fitzpatrick Fitzgerald Fitzhenry Quimby - dlkereluk
Abraham "Grandpa" Simpson - matgrad
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - persephonec
Artie Ziff - morningbeauty
Barney Gumble - benzplaytoy01
Bart Simpson - princesswitch
Belle - rainbowbrite388
Blinky the Fish - incuvent8503
Bruno Dundridge - thenewmeat
Bumblebee Man - mattman2003
Carl Carlson - tanyakins
Cecil Terwilliger - oyglavin
Chief Clancy Wiggum - gorp_ne
Cletus the Slackjawed Yokel - vulcae
Colby Krause - xx_azure_sky_xx
Comic Book Guy - hello_im_tab
Disco Stu - glitter_pirate
Dr. Nick Riviera - dlkereluk
Duffman - yitzhak_groupie
Edna Krabappel - trypanophobic34
Elizabeth Hoover - speedwayjunky
Frank Grimes - subhumansidney
Frank Grimes Jr. - justamazing
Gary the Unicorn - hazelmotes
Gil - thelastamerican
Guy Incognito - justamazing
Hans Moleman - darkcreature
Hans Sprungfeld - elvenshoo
Herman (the crazy one-armed gun shop owner) - thenewmeat
Homer Simpson - mystick_faerie
Janey - little_mermaid
Jasper - darkcreature
Jessica Lovejoy - crazy_bronie
Jimbo Jones - vulcae
Jubjub (Patty & Selma's pet iguana) - coolitdown
Kang - tomicblog
Kodos - atomicblog
Krusty a.k.a Herschel Krustofsky - gaspanic
Lenny - djssports6
Leprecaun (Ralph's) - vulcae
Lionel Hutz - pappillonrox
Lisa Simpson - liquiddatura
Little Monty - jenjen1026
Lt. Smash - coolitdown
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon - little_mermaid
Maggie Simpson - dancingyrlie
Marge Simpson - portedecave
Martin Prince - gabbie_is_uke
Michael Jackson (Leon) - wacko4jacko
Milhouse van Houten - plaidpuke
Mindy Simmons - _jessicus_
Moe Szyslak - sycoraxthewitch
Mr. Charles Montgomery Burns - coconutnut06
Mr. Sparkle - boofuls
Ned Flanders - tastetheair
Nelson Muntz - spazyspag
Patty Bouvier - trypanophobic34
Party Posse - coolitdown
Prof. John Frink - opheliainflames
Rainier Wolfcastle AKA Mcbain - spanish_apple
Ralph Wiggum - betoken
Rod Flanders - gabbie_is_uke
Ruth Powers - speedwayjunky
Scorpio - princeoigan
Screamapillar - crazyheart
Selma Bouvier - trypanophobic34
Shari Bobbins - 99bottlesofcoke
Sideshow Bob Terwiliger - madam_pegasus
Sideshow Luke Perry - athena_clam
Sideshow Rahim - dlkereluk
Smilin' Joe Fission - total_static
Snowball I - darkcreature
Snowball II - cop_girl
The Lincoln Squirrel - solgrevling
Troy McClure - skinnyslim22
Uter (Üter) - gabbie_is_uke
Waylon Smithers - little_mermaid
Worker and Parasite (Eastern Europe's favourite cat and mouse pair) - thenewmeat
Object Claims
Apu's Squishee Machine - mystick_faerie
Australia's U.S. Embassy Gates (Made with pride in the U.S.A.) - mooze
Bart's first guitar - sallysvision
Bart's skateboard - excusemeflo
Bart's slingshot - spazyspag
Bart's t-shirt - fanxx00_o
Dancing Jesus screensaver - tastetheair
Disco Stu's platforms - sallysvision
Fox Mulder's FBI Badge - athena_clam
Grandpa's Dentures - matgrad
Hans Moleman's movie "Man Getting Hit In Groin With Football" - stj1mmy
Homer's Inanimate Carbon Rod - elvenshoo
Homer's Nacho Hat - redmosquito84
Lard Lad's Donut - hello_im_tab
Maggie's pacifier - sallysvision
Marge's breast implates - dancingyrlie
Mr. Sparkle box - gaspanic
Mr. Sparkle commercial - radicallindsay
Ned Flanders´Glasses - spanish_apple
Ralph's Imaginary Friend Wigglepuppy - radioacc
Ralph's paste - beefaroni_15
The Angry, Monster Killing Couches - vegetasbubble
The Big Book Of British Smiles - pixistikz
The plant in the corner of the Simpson's living room - misery_chick
Toilet in the Australian U.S.A embassy - crazy_bronie
Places
Moe's Tavern - total_static
The Android's Dungeon - katiekay88
Kentucky Fried Panda - pixistikz
Krusty Burger - vegetasbubble
Kwik-E-Mart - forestflowers
Character Personality Traits
Edna's laugh - streetangel27
Homer's ass groove - athena_clam
Homer's scream - queenobscene
Sideshow Bob's Laugh - madam_pegasus
Quotes
Homer
Homer: "'Do Not Touch Willie' Hmm, good suggestion" - chelseysuzie
Homer: "D'Oh!" - simplysweet168
Homer: "Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close." - djssports6
Homer: "Ooh, look at me, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happy land, in a gum drop house on lolly pop lane!" - emotionallysick
Homer: "Quite you kids. If I hear one more word Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college." - foxy_moron01
Homer: "The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!" - morningbeauty
Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of -and solution to- all of life's problems." - simpsonians
Homer: "You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never to try." -simpsonians
Homer: "I've always wondered if there was a god and now I know there is - and it's me" portedecave
Homer: "Purple Rain!“ / Little Richard: “Shut up!“ / Homer: “Michael Jackson just told me to shut up!" - xostarburstxo93
Homer:(impersonating Mr. Burns) "Hello, my name is Mr.Burns, I believe you have a letter for me." / Postman: " Ok, Mr.Burns. What's your first name?" / Homer: "...I don't know" - thelastamerican
Homer: "Mmmm, something" - tastetheair
Ralph
Ralph: "... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!" - chelseysuzie
Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" - slaying_jaded
Ralph: "My cats breath smells like cat food!" - amyrandom
Ralph: "My knob tastes funny." - pygma_lion
Ralph: "Slow down Bart. My legs don't know how to be as long as yours" - beefaroni_15
Ralph: "Yay, sleep! That's where I'm a viking." - giingerrsnap
Other
Bart: "Making teenagers depressed in like shooting fish in a barrel." - coconutnut06
Blackbeard: "Arr! This chair be high, says I." - gaspanic
Duffman: "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!" - mattman2003
Eddie: "Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?" / Moe: "No!" (buzz) / "All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him." (ding) Eddie: "Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go." / Moe: "Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight." (buzz) / "Aw... a date." (buzz) / "...Dinner with friends." (buzz) / "...Dinner alone." (buzz) / "...Watching T.V. alone." (buzz) / "Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalogue." (buzz) / (pause) "...Sears catalogue..." (ding) "Now will you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. (buzz)" - gorp_ne
Frink: "Hoyvin-glayvin." - mjjgoddess
Grandpa: "I used to be With IT. But then they changed what IT was. Now what I'm with isn't IT, and what's IT seems scary and weird. It'll happen to YOU!" - matgrad
Jimbo: "Why's he wasting his time with that Simpson chick?" / Nelson: Cuz your mom had a 3 month waiting list!" - cinnamonstick
John: "Well, that or John." - 99bottlesofcoke
Kang: "Holy fleurking schnit!" - speedwayjunky
Kang: "I am Kang. And this is my sister, Kodos. HELLO!" - atomicblog
Lenny: "Dental plan..." / Marge: "Lisa needs braces." - subhumansidney
Lisa: “I'll be in my room.“ - _jessicus_
Marge: The plant called; they said that if you dont come in tomorrow, dont bother coming in on Monday. Homer: Whoohoo! 4 day weekend! - crazy_bronie
Marge: "And I thought googling yourself meant the other thing." - vegetasbubble
Ned Flanders (reading to Rod and Todd): "And then Harry Potter; and aaaaall his wizard friends; went straight to hell, for practicing witchcraft!" - rockandchop
Otto: "They're called fingers, but i've never seen them fing...oh there they go!" - cinnamonstick
Ralph's Lepricaun: "Ya done good laddy. Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down. BURN THEM ALL!“ - beefaroni_15
Events
Scotch-toberfest - jdkenada
The Ramones performing on Mr.Burn's birthday - stj1mmy
Song Claims
Amendment Song - duchovnysfan
Baby on Board - spanish_apple
Can I Borrow a Feeling - pappillonrox
Evil Homer song -katiekay88
Homer's beer song - justamazing
Homer's Flintstones Theme Song - katiekay88
Homer's Food Song - queenobscene
Kids/Adult - djssports6
Max Power Song - duchovnysfan
Monorail Song - thelastamerican
See My Vest - toatal_static
Spider Pig song - radicallindsay
Stealing a Car for Moe - pappillonrox
Table 5 - mattman2003
Talkin' Softball - foxy_moron01
The Spring in Springfield - foxy_moron01
The Stonecutter's Anthem - jdkenada
Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart - oyglavin
Yvan Eht Noij - mystick_faerie
Episode Claims
A Streetcar Named Marge - oyglavin
Bart vs. Australia - subhumansidney
Behind the laugther - dancingyrlie
Brother From Another Planet - jdkeneda
Grade School Confidential - pixistikz
Homer Badman - wonderlicious
Homer's Enemy - radicallindsay
Homer's Phobia - 99bottlesofcoke
Homer's Triple Bypass - rockandchop
I Am Furious Yellow - forestflowers
Kamp Krusty - princesswitch
Last Exit to Springfield - morningbeauty
Lemon of Troy - chelseysuzie
Otto Show - yitzhak_groupie
Radio Bart - wonderlicious
Regina Monologues - duchovnysfan
Rosebud - skinnyslim22
She of Little Faith - cop_girl
Stark Raving Dad - dizzyglitters
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious - wonderlicious
Treehouse of Horror I - spazyspag
Trilogy of Error - queenobscene
You Only Move Twice - gorp_ne