I failed completely at yesterday in general ( Read more... )

 Did anyone else see Michael Winner make an (even bigger) arse of himself on GMTV this morning?  There was an article about having tap water in restaurants and in general rather than more expensive, environmentally unsound (because of the packaging) bottled water.

He went on to declare anyone that drank tap water a moron as bottled water was ' ( Read more... )

Why God, WHYYYYYYYYYY?????

*makes black metal anguished hand gestures*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7257246.stm

Being sat next to her at work, I get to hear all of her conversations, just 5 minutes ago, I had to bite my lip at her interpretation of the Phonetic alphabet:

Ermintrude: "Ello, can I help you?"
Contact: "waffles on in 'teacher from snoopy' voice"
Ermintrude: "Ah yes, that's H for 'Arry, C for Cat and R for Rug"

...

I'm getting rather irritated by my ( Read more... )

 So, Ermintrude has gone home early today because she "thinks she's getting flu".  No luv, you're getting that cold that most of us in here have had and some still have and no, you're not dying.  I managed to come into work with it and also when I were a lass we lived in a hole in the middle of the road and ate a handful of gravel every morning, so ( Read more... )

 Have a look on Youtube for 'Technoviking' - the captioned version is amusing and strange at the same time, nice abs though...

 Just in case you were wondering why Pizza and Spice Mania in town had closed:

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/Leeds-Beetlemania-restaurants-fined-over.3514351.jp

 Stolen from Keefybabe ( Read more... )

Ermintrude is now cycling through the ringtones on her very old phone.  It's quite audible.  She usually has this sort of techno-ish tone that's set on loud which she takes forever to answer.  She thinks this is hilarious.

Ermintrude is at least in her late 40's.

 I was rudely awoken yesterday morning at 6am by having cramp IN BOTH OF MY CALVES AT THE SAME TIME!!

How the hell did that happen?  Calves are still hurting now!

And isn't is a wonderful day everybody? [/heavy dose of sarcasm]