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The following are reasons why Monica Whalen may or may not be the devil and/or evil spawn ( Read more... ) -
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Updates on Monica ( Read more... ) -
It's only inches on the reel to reel.
This past weekend was my father's 50 birthday. My parents and I drank champagne and I told them I was a smoker. I assumed they'd be a little upset since they are very anti smoking, but they quickly got over it, and in my father's drunken state he smoked 5 cigarettes. Good times.
I saw Capote. It was, of course, one of the best movies I've ever ( Read more... ) -
Oh, Mama...Can this really be the end?
I'm going home on the 22nd...which is this thursday.
My birthday was lovely. I'm 20 - most cliche, overused quote of my birthday: "you can't blame things on being a stupid teenager anymore." ---- I don't think i've ever used that as an excuse for anything, but oh well. I beat up Ryan Gill and Chuck overall Oregon Trail...Chuck and I sang Beast of ( Read more... ) -
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Important thing- IT IS RUMORED THAT GREEN DAY IS GOING TO BE PLAYING THE VELVET UNDERGROUND in the Edie Sedgwick movie...................................I'm not going to talk about it. Maybe they will be alright, who knows. Guy Pearce is playing Andy Warhol - which I think should be just great. Meredith Ostrom is playing Nico. The movie is called ( Read more... ) -
So..
Everyone else is doing it....
1. Open a music player.
2. Go to 'all music'/'library'.
3. Hit shuffle/repeat/randomise.
4. Find photos of the first 25 artists/bands that come up [no repeats and no cheating].
5. Have people guess who the artists/bands are.
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I know, I know, It's serious...No, I don't want to see her.
An administrator of Fitchburg State College found my livejournal - He read it and called me into his office in order to ask me about my drinking habits.
Do I feel slightly violated? -yes
Is it my own fault for not making my livejournal friends only? -yes
Will he read this? -probably.
End of story: Monica didn't get in ( Read more... ) -
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10 Steps for making Monica Whalen...a whole lot better.
1. Get rid of unnatural looking hair color.
2. Stop wearing black eyeliner everyday.
3. Get rid of all my clothes. Buy new, expensive clothes from stores at malls.
4. Replace the Clash and The Velvet Underground with uhh...I don't know...Fall Out Boy and Jessica Simpson..or something like that.
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"He used to be a deacon now he's sucking me off on the weekends."
- First of all - I had never heard Lil Kim's song How Many Licks before Joey Eisenheart/hower played it for me the other day...
That song is so fucking dirty that it just becomes impressive. It's amazing...and she uses the phrase hurricane tongue. Why hadn't anyone told me about this before? - I really want to go to the Ringling Brothers circus- ( Read more... )
- First of all - I had never heard Lil Kim's song How Many Licks before Joey Eisenheart/hower played it for me the other day...
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Drunken Homeless Begging Smoker Story.
Monica Whalen - Hurting people and ruining lives since December 18th, 1985.
Many sorrys to Mr. Wilcox and Ms. Prescott.
ANYWAY-
When returning from seeing "Hottie BF" in Manch. I got into South Station and off the bus around 4:45...I walked to the red line and heard the train coming and kind of ran to catch- I didn't bother to check if it was to ( Read more... )