Oh, Canada!!utmathmanDecember 9 2005, 07:20:46 UTC
you remember that time that we went up to canada, went decided to road trip up to Calgary for no reason at all. and it was right as that big ass rodeo thing was going on and we hit up this bar on the outskirts of Calgary b/c everyone near the city were a bunch of asshole cowboys and we got just fucking plastered?? then we got the great idea of finding a camping area out in the middle of nature. yeah w/ that moose?? holy crap what a weird nite lets never talk of it again. k? thanks
Do you remember when we went to the zoo & I dared you to ride one of the zebras?? It took me about 20 minutes to convince you to do it, but you finally did!!! hahaha! The zoo people completely decided to kick us out. You didn't even get half way to the zebra, it kept running away from you! And now we're both banned from the Houston zoo. I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!! growl. oh well, we'll terrorize some other zoo... sometime soon.
Remember that time we dressed up paul as a hooker and took him out to montrose? Though it was kinda disturbing how much money he made it was really nice to be able and go buy that pound of cocaine. By the way you never did tell me what happened at the hotel that nite, why did I wake up between you and paul on the bed covered in baby oil? Wait... maybe I really dont want to know. In fact never tell this story again.
sophisticatedtwofish8338December 11 2005, 12:59:18 UTC
I know you really don't want me telling this story, but at this prompt I simply must make it public. To all, Anthony's been keeping a very big secret from you. You see, Anthony and I are both vampires, although that was not what we were called over two thousand years ago. Respected, revered for our power, the people were accepting of what we were. Now, thanks to false Judeo-Christian beliefs, we've been tagged with the most humiliating title ever given to those of our prestige. What is worse, it was all our fault
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Re: sophisticatedtwofish8338December 12 2005, 03:26:33 UTC
I was really bored when I wrote this. It was 4am and i couldn't sleep. It's also choppy cause it origanlly was 5,700 characters long, but i had to shorten it to 4,300. i'll just blame it on sleep deprivation, though. sorry to hear about the job, anthony. you should report them to the better business beaureau. I've heard of people recieving extra compensation for bullshit like that.
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and it was right as that big ass rodeo thing was going on
and we hit up this bar on the outskirts of Calgary b/c everyone near the city were a bunch of asshole cowboys
and we got just fucking plastered??
then we got the great idea of finding a camping area out in the middle of nature.
yeah w/ that moose??
holy crap what a weird nite
lets never talk of it again.
k? thanks
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