Theres a clock in my basement and its been stuck on 11 o'clock for about 5 years. But for some reason we have never fixed it... A little strange right? NO! Do you know what it is? I bet you do...ya its a government conspiracy, the government is watching me threw the clock. Its an all to common problem for the average working joe who is incapable of ( Read more... )

Its official...Jonathan Antin from that Blow Out show on Bravo is the biggest asshole on the face of the Earth. Here are the reasons for my hatred ( Read more... )

I hate when people don't say thank you. Is it that hard to take .2 seconds out of your life to show some gratitude? (they just said 'poop' on Raven and it made me laugh) So anyways....unappreciative kids these days....About two weeks ago I was at Lizzie's house and Mike's friend Alex was there. Alex's nose started to bleed and there were no tissues ( Read more... )

Debbie gave me this idea ( Read more... )

I'm alone at Lizzie house right now...oooo the things i could do ( Read more... )

This entry was inspired by Lizzie's comment, "i love how everytime you update (which is almost never) it starts out with you compaining about something smelling, and ends with something about a governemt conspiracy ( Read more... )

It started out as a simple spit ball war....

but somehow turned into me standing outside my door screaming and my brother running away...

If i were George Washington I'd be pretty pissed if the only thing dedicated to me in the country I started was a giant penis-like building.

<333Erin

today was fun...

Ditched Lizzie in the center of Norfolk. Rented Howard the Duck. Burned Tara's shoes. Good Times.

My brother was suck farting and he shat on the floor....very repulsive/funny.

<3Erin

Tana's birthday party was off the heezy to say the least. Here are some of the highlights ( Read more... )

"I'm going to lock a fat woman in my basement and then starve her so she will have lots of extra skin. I will then cut that skin off, make a man's suit out of it, and patrol the streets acting like Bob Saget."
A quote from my sister, Tara.