There is an orgy in my ear
Qtips are awesome...
freakin awesome!

I was sitting on the couch trying to make an important decision of whether I should play video games or watch anime. I ended up not doing either and fell asleep ( Read more... )

I was watching children play from my bedroom window like I do most saturday mornings when I saw this guy riding on his bike. He was looking totally sweet with his bike helmet and those tight shorts. I got envious so I hopped on my bike and rode it to school... on a saturday... because cool kids go to school when they dont have to... and I'm cool ( Read more... )

Bad choice or words? Probably. And it wasn't really on valentine's day but I was kinda hoping to get the job yesterday, I guess today was cool too. I was actually aiming for a higher position and lets face it, I have sucky aim. In fact, just this morning I was heading to the bathroom because that's what I do when I get up. Sleeping makes me pee. ( Read more... )

I was looking at someone's journal who doesn't know that I read it. It'll be our little secret ;) and I found this neat little site that predicts what your ideal job is by merely entering your name. This is what came up.

Your ideal job is a Village Idiot.
JobPredictor.com

Although my journal name gives a more realistic result:

closetninja, Your ( Read more... )

I am eating soda with a spoon. That is all. Good day.

My emotions are in control right now. When I look back, I'm sure there will be things that I do that I will not be able to explain except by saying "I felt like it".

I'm going to miss not having him around.

RIP Peter Jennings.

I've been listening to Swing Life Away all day. It gives me the feeling that I can be a bum some day, living in a cardboard box behind kentucky fried chicken while eating heart-clogging grease in my own pool of urine... and it will be alright because chicken is pretty good. Oh, and the guitar strumming was fabulous. Its a nice change from all the ( Read more... )

I've been watching a lot of PBS lately. In fact, I'm watching PBS right now and they're talking about tea... they're showing a market with bags full of tea and it looks so much like weed... not that I would know... but its exactly how I imagined it. And the host just took off his shirt... I have no clue why but he did that but its off. Now its back ( Read more... )

I started reading the chronicles of narnia series and I kinda stopped after I finished the lion, the witch and the wardbrobe. It's suppose to be for kids but I dont care. I can read all the baby books I want because I'm the man and I can do that. I'll take their candy too and laugh at them because all they can do is spit on themselves ( Read more... )