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I want to open a shop of occult curios.
Things that do not concern you ( Read more... ) -
Wait, what?
Putting on socks and boxers straight out of the dryer is just as good as cookies right out of the oven.
I can't make this shit up. -
Teach a man to fish and he'll just complain that fish don't have tits.
I'll greet 2010 the same way I greet anything else that knocks on my door: without pants and without formality ( Read more... ) -
Teach a man to fish and he will still buy fish sticks.
Things you didn't want to know: Fashion Edition.- I'm one of twelve people in the United States that still own and wear a Pop Will Eat Itself t-shirt ( Read more... ) -
Cork Magic
Today's thing that I do not like:
That son of a bitch who grabs all four corner pieces of a sheet pizza. Dick.
Today's thing that I do like:
the Kimber Custom II.
I found a good deal that I couldn't pass on while I had the money. -
Fun with movies.
"Life travels at 50 miles per hour. And then you explode ( Read more... ) -
Why teach a man to fish when you could sell him your fish for great profit?
Today's Random facts ( Read more... ) -
Winter is just like summer except it's cold and I like you even less.
Cleaning house. Giving away every video game related books that I can't bear to throw out. I'd rather someone else throw it away. I don't expect many inquries, but if there's any recent game you own or would want to own, chances are I have the book for it. Ask and ye shall receive ( Read more... ) -
A two minute song is just one minute and fifty-nine seconds too goddamned long.
The only attention deficit I have is finding things worth my attention.
If Tom Petty and Alanis Morissette concieved a child together, the poor bastard would be made of straw and old flannel shirts. How about a little fire, Scarecrow. -
Teach a man to fish and he'll just steal your fishing hole.
"You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something: I am God ( Read more... )