You know what bothers me that probably doesn't bother anyone else? That "googling" is flagged by Google's spell check as a misspelling. And I'm aware why it is ( Read more... )

Someone, who knew I kept a plethora of firearms out in the open, once asked me if I worried about my cats being a danger. I gave the only appropriate response I could think of ( Read more... )

An excerpt from my living will. Yes, this is legal.

First off, do not resuscitate me or hook me up to machines unless the immediate technology exists to turn me into a robot. And I don’t mean some Max Headroom digital face on a TV bullshit. The last thing I want is to look and sound like some attraction at Disney World or Chuck E. Cheese’s. I ( Read more... )

This happens often ( Read more... )

It -almost- bothers me that the biggest concern of my workday is an eye booger.

Someone once told me I was esoteric, but their identity is being kept between us.

See what I did there?
It's been a slow month, give me a fucking break.

It has again come to my attention that, other than the first week of August, I have no plans as to what the hell I am going to do for an entire month ( Read more... )

From the weird files ( Read more... )

The only problem with public speaking is that people may actually listen to you.

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I realized I was still a child. And I prefer it this way.

To the willing, lead can always be turned into gold ( Read more... )