Jobs are easier to focus on without happiness getting in the way.

Today's number one thing that I wish I knew before stepping into that puddle:

My work boots have a hole in them.

I want steel toe slippers. Someone get on that.
Fuck winter.

I can only imagine the amount of neglect and spite that an adopted step-child must feel ( Read more... )

Irate responses to everyday and (mostly) innocent remarks ( Read more... )

Fact: Four out of five programs on the Discovery Channel feature pee drinking.

Fact: I still prefer pee over tap water.

How to perpetuate a rumour that you're the crazy enough to have killed a man in Reno just so that you could watch him die in four easy steps ( Read more... )

New car today. Poor ( Read more... )

Quote of the week:

"Sometimes you make a mistake and you get hit in the head."
~ Eli Manning, Quarterback for the New York Giants.

Things only I would admit ( Read more... )