Honk If You Love Jesus (LJi s8e7)

[cloworora]

Y’all want an anecdote?

November 28, 2003
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Black Friday (oh god)

While the reports of prison shankings over common gaming consoles have haunted the recent shopping explosion, the Friday after Thanksgiving has always been too big to be sane.

In 2003, I was 21 years old, single, aimless and still driving a black minivan (completely true). My best

Comments

[noodledays]

BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG, please tell me much if not all of this is true. I'm sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but laugh I did!

[cloworora]

[fourzoas]

And that is why I stay home on Black Friday with a pot of homemade eggnog and cookies. Great story!

[cloworora]

Drink. It's much more healthy. Drink through Black Friday. Blackout. Literal Black Friday.

[ecosopher]

Ah. That 'Honk If You Love Jesus' shirt should have tipped you off LOL

[cloworora]

Pssh. I think the motorized cart was a clearer sign. Never trust the elderly. They have all the experience.

[pixiebelle]

I went to Black Friday last year for the first time ever. My mom convinced me it would be a good idea. Never again.

Interesting story here though!

[cloworora]

Never again, said with tears in eyes. Never forget. Never forgive.

[myrna_bird]

I tried to go out one year for the sales and was deterred by the traffic and never even made it to a store. Returned home vowing 'never again!'

[cloworora]

Never forget. Never forgive.