Honk If You Love Jesus (LJi s8e7)

[cloworora]

Y’all want an anecdote?

November 28, 2003
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Black Friday (oh god)

While the reports of prison shankings over common gaming consoles have haunted the recent shopping explosion, the Friday after Thanksgiving has always been too big to be sane.

In 2003, I was 21 years old, single, aimless and still driving a black minivan (completely true). My best

Comments

[theafaye]

We don't have Black Friday here, but this makes me VERY glad! I don't do sales as a general rule though - there's never anything I want enough and I don't have the killer mentality of the OAPs.

[cloworora]

You aren't missing anything. It's nothing a bottle of vicodin chased by a bottle of gin can't cure, though.

[n3m3sis42]

Is this a true story? Whether or not it is, it is way different from your other entries. I enjoyed it greatly.

[cloworora]

Parts of it are true. Like all amazing humorous stories, it's exaggerated. But truth is more baffling than fiction, I have no doubt. Thanks for reading.

[notodette]

lol forever

[cloworora]

And a day.

[cloworora]

I'm glad you liked it. Next time, I'll slash her tires as soon as she pulls up to me. That ought to slow the bitch down.

[poppetawoppet]

omg I'm dying with laughter and I apologize, because I work Black Fridays and the only thing that gets me through are the crazy stories

[cloworora]

Dying with laughter? I'll let the death certificate be the proof.