Honk If You Love Jesus (LJi s8e7)

[cloworora]

Y’all want an anecdote?

November 28, 2003
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Black Friday (oh god)

While the reports of prison shankings over common gaming consoles have haunted the recent shopping explosion, the Friday after Thanksgiving has always been too big to be sane.

In 2003, I was 21 years old, single, aimless and still driving a black minivan (completely true). My best

Comments

[liret]

I think this would be a perfect story to tell someone so they're distracted while you tazer them and take their DVD player.

[cloworora]

The obtuse irony is not lost on me.

[mymisguided]

I'm sorry, I laughed at your pain. xD Lines like "It seemed like a decent place to find a cardboard box large enough to crawl in and die" were too funny to pass up. I have fond memories of my Circuit City, it was always the last electronic store I'd go to but they'd always have exactly what I needed. xD

[cloworora]

Obviously, it was meant to be laughed at. I'm glad you found it humorous and thanks for reading!

[cloworora]

Thanks for reading!

[imafarmgirl]

It's all about cyber Monday.

[cloworora]

This is two years before Cyber Monday really got off the ground. It was tough bush in those days, Charlie all around...I love the smell of bargains in the morning. It smells like...desperation.

[karmasoup]

Too bad if she was going to stun gun you she couldn't have just gone ahead and gotten it over with right away, saved you the two and a half hours of droning insanity.

[cloworora]

The evil that is the pink "Honk If You Love Jesus" t-shirt knows no mercy.