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I get the distinct feeling that my years of being a dick is going to catch up with me soon.

So like, a bunch of stuff happened to me and it made me feel a lot of different feelings and some were bad and some were good and some were completely opposite to each other and made me feel like I shouldn't have been feeling them at all. I had feelings that made me have other feelings about those feelings and those feelings made me feel confused ( Read more... )

I want to see her cry.

Is that so wrong?

Thank god... I thought you were going to ask me to suck your dick or something...

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I think this might have fucked with my head when I was a kid ( Read more... )

I had a really wonderful weekend ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning disappointed ( Read more... )

I just heard a joke today. It was a pretty funny joke. I was laughing for a good minute or so because it was so funny. But I can't for the life of me remember what the joke was.

My father called me on my mobile phone and he address me as "bro."