This is an entry only to say, look at that monkey! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I finally just beat Xenogears. It took me several months but I finally did it. I can now die because I have nothing left to do in this lifetime. Good bye everyone, I'll see you in hell, from heaven! Hahahahahahaha.......

-Andrew

Oh man...........I feel like a glutton. I just had the biggest fucking dinner that could feed all of Africa. I was actually thinking about every starving person in Africa while eating dinner, and then I thought to myself, "Damn, this bar-b-qued chicken is good!" Ha ha, mothu-fuckas, go kill yourself a wilderbeast if you're so hungry, bitches! Peace ( Read more... )

I have made a new name for myself, borrowing the name from the recent holiday classic, "Bad Santa". My new name shall be Thurman Murman, formely known as Terd Ferguson. That kid was retarded as hell, but funny as shit. Peace.

-Andrew

Apart from from feeling like I've been dropkicked in the colon for the past two days, the winter break kicked much ass, as expected. When I say something like that, people always ask, "Well, what did you do?" The truth is, not a whole lot of anything special. The one thing that would satisfy me would just be hanging out with the guys... and the ( Read more... )

Mike's racist joke of the month:

"A black guy stuck his head out the window of a moving car going 100 mph and died. How did he die?"

A: "Because his lips beat him to death!"

Carrie Squires quote of the month:

Me: Could you be any cockier?
Carrie: I'm not cocky, I'm vaginy!

Wait to say it, Carrie.

-Andrew

Thanksgiving Break fucking ruled. Here's the down lo' on the shiz that happened ( Read more... )

AdamUNDEAD: She's too small. We'd rip her in half ( Read more... )

Since I'm bored out of my mind on a Saturday night, I'm going to list which songs I think are the best off some of my cds ( Read more... )

Man, I saw my first preview for "The Matrix Revolutions" on tv and it looks fucking awesome. Like, no joke, the preview is a really damn good preview. It actually makes me want to see the movie even though I've already seen it and was disappointed. Why couldn't the movie be as good as the preview made it to be? Oh, well. "Lord of the Rings", mothu- ( Read more... )