Seven, well, take off one hour for lunch, boring hours of listening to some old lady teach me defensive driving. Hey, bitch, it's people like you that give old people a bad rap on the streets. She probably won't even be able to drive in a few weeks cause she'll turn senile. Old people....tccchhh. The course was worth it, though. Now I have to just ( Read more... )

Trying to pull all-nighters are awesome! But other than that, my sister, Natalie (for you guys that don't know her name), has the dumbest fucking friends ever. Here's is the conversation that just took place a little while ago ( Read more... )

After a fucking retarded night due to Nick invting Andy and I to hang out with him and three Jewish bitches that give us a bad name, a creepy and yet exciting event happened last night ( Read more... )

Here's the lo-down for the weekend ( Read more... )

"If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all." ~Cream

Another reason why Cream rules, not that this line applies to me in any way cause I'm not gay like that. Fuckers.

More money lost tonight in poker. That equals $30 in one week, but I gained back $20 dollars I found in teh street.

Matrix Reloaded is mine motha-fuckas!

-Andrew

Kill Bill was fucking awesome! I'm not going to describe the scene in any details, but the story of O-Ren Ishii's origin was one of the best scenes I've ever seen in a movie. Ever. I actually got a lump in my throat, not because it was emotional, but because it was that damn good. I will see that mofo again, biatch ( Read more... )

The most god-aweful thing happened last night. I walked into my apartment to find that the door was broken into. I walked in and saw a shadow fly across the room. Then........I walked to the fridge, got a glass of milk, got the Hershey chocolate powder and dropped the whole fucking container. Yeah...I made all that other stuff up. It's like 3:30 in ( Read more... )

Well, UGA is starting to buck up a little. I don't know if that sentence actually means anything, but I think it does. I've officially made myself an honorary dormmate of Jake's hall on the fourth floor of the Russell Hall dorms. I'm probably there more than some of the kids that actually live there. The advantage of this is that I can do whatever ( Read more... )

I know I'm a little late, but I would just like to say that Wesley Willis is the man, even though he is dead. I'm spreading the word of Wesley Willis all over UGA ( Read more... )

Katherine and I will own Art History at UGA on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 12:30 to 1:45 for we will be in the same class. Beware any suckas who oppose, for I will rape you with a paintbrush.

-Andrew