My dad is having a colonoscopy RIGHT NOW.  It makes me want to watch Ghost Town.

And, that's all.

So I went to get my required physical today ( Read more... )

It's never good when you find out about a family member being sick through the Lotus Notes Bulletin Board.  Or when the IT guys never call you back.  Two very separate issues with different levels of importance, but still both dumb ( Read more... )

Check it out, I'm famous!  haha  :)

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Sometimes I get creeped out when I see rabbit tongues.  It's just weird!

Sweden was great.  First off, the convention was amazing.  It was great to connect with all the people from around the world and see what their doing in their countries with The Salvation Army, and to see how even though they are from miles and miles away, they have the same heart for Jesus as we do!  :)  Then, it was amazing to really actually ( Read more... )

1.  Why is it that this week more than once I have run from my car into my apartment with explosive diarrhea?

2.  Why is it that after two of the longest, hardest working days of this year so far, I can't fall asleep?

Huh?  What?  Crazy.

My panda trash can is perfect.  I put it in my bathroom, because that's where I needed a trash can.  Turns out that was the best place to put it.  Here's why:

1.  Who in their right mind would expect to see a panda trash can in a bathroom?  It's like an unbelievably quirky/cute surprise.

2.  It has a tail.  That just makes it cute.

3.  It has a lid.  ( Read more... )

My car up and died.  It didn't just break and cost me $500 to fix it.  It up and died.  It needs a complete new engine, which would cost at least $4,000.  What a stupid car.  :)  It was seriously working fine on Wednesday!  Then Thursday comes and no.  It will absolutely NOT work.  I hate it ( Read more... )

A few things ( Read more... )