So today has been all sorts of excitment. I found out that my friend lost her virginity to a guy she's only known for two weeks, that on top of that, she's living in a hotel in Hawaii, and that she's going to be home for thanksgiving while I'm away in Colorado for basketball. YUCK ( Read more... )

I got the damn picture to work!!

I feel like an ant under a magnifying glass. Any minute now my legs will burn off and my tiny body will roll down down the steps of my health pyramid into a pool of human piss. Then my head will fall off from an infection I contracted from the piss and my body will just be one tiny speck of dust on someone's new Air Force One's ( Read more... )