Some insufferable doctor with far too much grease in his hair informed me I need to take a week off. AS IF HE COULD MAKE ME. As I politely informed him that he was wrong and an idiot, I passed out ( Read more... )

Faculty and Staff of Suma Bura Gakuen ( Read more... )

[The sound is very clear, as Olaf is broadcasting from wherever central command is]

Attention faculty and staff of Suma Bura Gakuen. This is War General Commanding Officer [there is a slight pause]. . . War Triumvirate Commanding Officer Olaf, here to give you an update and an inspirational message ( Read more... )

From somewhere, Olaf has managed to produce a fair number of posters of himself, almost as if he'd brought a bunch with him to school and somehow (Private Lighter) they've found their ways onto the walls.

He'll have to get some new ones done up, but for now, these will have to do.


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[Private to Private Lighter, level 3 ( Read more... )

All of this caterwauling and hand wringing about bad luck turns my stomach.

You make your own luck in this life. You don't go running around being afraid of black cats or not letting people touch brooms to your feet or letting a hat thrown on a bed terrify you. You go out and you do your job no matter what the conditions are. You make your own ( Read more... )

Private Lighter, as Colin is no longer attending this school it seems ill advised to have you report regularly to him.

As such, you're being transferred to MY care. I'd put GRIT in charge of you but that seems like a good way to teach you how to be good for nothingReport to my quarters tomorrow morning at 0700 hours for your morning instructions ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was presented with the Golden Three-Quarters Waxing Moon of Meritorious Service in Protection of Civilian Lives During Peacetime. Grit was the only one available to give it to me, there being no-one else of higher rank in the Blue Moon Army than myself. Grit managed to not utterly mess up the ceremony. Congratulations! Perhaps ( Read more... )

((Postdated to Saturday, when the Lake Accidents happened, very very late in the day after he calmed down enough to type ( Read more... )

((Post-dated to December 26th ( Read more... )