Santa Olaf has a few gifts and presents to hand out, sadly only to AW people. Then again, this is probably not a sad thing to anybody else at all. He makes Grit deliver them to people's rooms, except for the ones for Grit and Colin, whom he hands out personally.

( Advance Wars Characters Only )

What an ENJOYABLE and FUN TIME it has been BEING SANTA AT A DEPARTMENT STORE THIS WEEKEND.

I enjoy nothing more than having CRYING CHILDREN PLACED ON MY LAP, PULLING THE WHISKERS OUT OF MY FINELY KEPT BEARD, AND THEIR SHREWISH MOTHERS TRYING TO COAX THEIR PETULANT OFFSPRING INTO SHRIEKING WHATEVER OVER-PRICED COMMERCIAL GOODS MIGHT MAKE THEM STOP ( Read more... )

Can anyone explain to me why I just received a LETTER in the mail thanking me for accepting a position at "Final Destination's Most High Class Department Store - Inventoryworth's" as SANTA CLAUS starting TOMORROW and going through CHRISTMAS DAY from FOUR PM THROUGH EIGHT PM with a BREAK FOR SUPPER AT SIX ( Read more... )

I note that there's a new teacher who's moved in down the hall a bit from me. His name is Jimmy T. I'm sure all of the banging noise JIMMY had coming from his room was just TEMPORARYChristmas will be here soon. Christmas is my favorite holiday because it's always beautiful and SNOWY for Christmas. Unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere, in ( Read more... )

I don't understand why I'm supposed to update this confounded electronic journal thing BUT THAT GIANT HAND SUGGESTED I DO SO, SO HERE WE ARE.

I've moved into my new dorm. It's right next door to NELL. WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE. What a pleasant surprise! How nice to have the leaders of the Orange Star and Blue Moon armies bunking next to each ( Read more... )

GRIT YOU LAZY SLACKER. LOOK WHAT THE SNOW BLEW IN. CONSIDER YOURSELVES LUCKY IT ISN'T HAILING RIGHT NOW.

GRIT. GRIT. GRIT. Where are you you layabout? I expect a full report of everything that's happened here since you came. EVERYTHING. I leave you alone for a couple of months and you don't give me regular reports. YOU'LL BE KNOCKING THE ( Read more... )

( Olaf's a lumberjack and he's okay )