All that he wants is to see someone he respects without their clothes

[cold_in_florida]

My next girlfriend needs to have three things: She needs to be smart, thin, and her vagine (as Borat would say) needs to not smell like vomit and cabbage, but more like butterscotch. It would almost not matter what she looked like as long as she had those three factors! I will not settle for what I can get anymore! I would rather be by myself than

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[boy_on_the_dock]

Cause the sent of a woman is like rotten tomatos

[cold_in_florida]

Donuts do smell good. So does coffee. I guess the best smell would be cherry Jolly Ranchers.

[i_fold_it]

na Ketchup

[xshotinchestx]

wow
i cant believe youve turned into such an asshole
what happened to you

[gobblenswallow]

suprise suprise.

[cold_in_florida]

Go cry.

[xshotinchestx]

k

[i_fold_it]

deffinetly kecthup would be good hahahaha
your the man dave

[cold_in_florida]

Fuck bitches.