Erin, we will be getting a number at the house when I move in with you. Why you ask? Well, its a better story than my usual "Cellphones are evil" tirade.
"If I were the strongest person in the world, I would DESTROY JAPAN"
lolz. David has this book at school, where they ask him sentences and he fills in his answers. It's the greatest piece of literature I have ever laid eyes on.