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I are smart.
Your Language Arts Grade: 100%
Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).
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On the streets of Ankh-Morpork, coffee = trouble
I am in love with the Discworld MUD for many reasons, but I think this sums it up:
"The delightful aroma of freshly brewed coffee drifts by. Something must be very wrong." -
I'm easily amused in the middle of the night
This line just struck me: "free verse (the last refuge of the untalented, unable even to produce rhymed doggerel)"
Who uses "doggerel" in everyday conversation? Especially when mocking a thesaurus whore?
My mind, she is blown (and not in the good way). -
(Untitled)
Gods, I'm so disillusioned I can't even snark at the stupid tonight.
What's wrong with me?
ETA: I want to go see LINDA in concert.
(Don't know what I'm talking about? Don't ask, it's a Doctor Who spoiler. Unless you don't care. Then Wiki it.) -
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I feel loved now. Not by LJ, they're trying to screw us all with rusty pliers, but what else is new? -
An Amusement
Monsieur Skillet, this is Madame Cauldron. She wishes to advise you that your albedo is dangerously low.
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Ninja Squirrels
Right then, we've got ninja squirrels. It's the only possible explanation for the fact that for the last week and a half there has been a huge number of nuts and acorns falling on the roof here, and yet there isn't a single one to be found on the ground.
The squirrels are clearly ninjaing in, stealing all the nuts, and hanging them up again. -
EHell: now the butt of 200% more jokes
I think that The Wicked Mod's behavior (especially regarding my dear friend Pol) should be reported to bad_rpers_suck, for surely EHell's forum is in fact a big RP. People go there and pretend they're people with manners.