they should really just cut to the chase and make a drunkjournal.com; i'm convinced it would be wildly popular.

left my first bar like 35 mins ago; it was incredible.

not as incredible as justice live, but a close second.

question for bobby: how many drinks until we stop caring about grammar?

If you care in the slightest about your future life as a taxpayer, vote no on measure 50. And I'm not just saying this because I smoke.

That's all I'm saying.

Without the weight of being whole
some fruits evolved all on their own

It's like every time I come to this city my phone doesn't work.
So now I need everyone's number all over again. I'll see it soonest if you facebook me, but this or myspace are fine too.
I'm a fatty:
Heuvos Rancheros
Sprinked carmel apple
el pollo loco
starbucks x2
coffe bean

Summer vacation is always so disappointing in that the best part is always the part right before school starts, but that part only lasts a few weeks when the rest of summer lasted so long ( Read more... )

Anne's Game of Real Life: Summer Break Edition.
Objective: Points are awarded for every task completed and goal met. The player with the highest score wins. Players do not need to complete every task/goal, and certain tasks may be repeated for additional points.

Tasks, Goals, and Their Point Values:Find Apartment (2 ( Read more... )

Eugene:
My weekly average of money given to homeless/hungry has increased to about $5 a week. (Astronomical!)
Guys with dogs really do get more girls.
So do boys with accents. (Surprise.)
Work:
Shirts that read "Don't mess with my pooch" and "My cat is the cutest" are, in my mind, inappropriate for little girls.
Music:Pitchfork is feeding my 60s ( Read more... )

My itunes random is on fire tonight ( Read more... )

Getting a little fucked up before work, while fun, only makes a job seem worse by comparison. Therefore, morning shifts are the best, while night shifts officially suck because they ruin your whole day, as opposed to just the hours you actually work ( Read more... )

I realized at Roma's yesterday that I hadn't been truly tired in weeks. I'd spent so much time doing nothing that even when I did stay up late, I wasn't truly tired, just sleepy. It feels much better and more honest to go to bed after a day of real tired, and I prefer it ( Read more... )