Writer's Block: Five-Finger Discount

[combat_magnum]

No. I'm not exactly taking from third world countries or screwing good people out of their hard earned money. These days...

That's probably a good way to start out journal. I'm not so sure about keeping these internet things, blogs or what ever you call them. I guess eventually you have to do some things the way everyone else does. I'm not so much

Comments

[cynic_supreme]

I've never stolen anything major, but I'd sometimes take things from my sister when we were younger. Of course, she did it to me too so I guess it was more to get back at each other than anything else.

[combat_magnum]

I don't think that counts too much. Just kid stuff.

[cynic_supreme]

I'm not really a huge fan of taking things that aren't mine anyways. Seems like a copout.

[combat_magnum]

Its only worth it when you actually get to keep the treasure.

[g_quagmire]

Heh heh. The only things I steal are "cherries". The only person who ends up feeling guilty later is the "victim" of the theft. Alriiight.

[combat_magnum]

It seems like you have a healthy respect for women. Or men.

[g_quagmire]

Women...just women. I'm not into switch hitting.

[combat_magnum]

Chasing after women isn't really something I'm into.

[schroneko]

I don't ever steal stuff. I just borrow it without asking cause asking is too much trouble. But I always give it back...even if it's broken.

[combat_magnum]

Sounds like an amateur thief to me.

[keibutottsan]

...

I shouldn't even say anything. The fact you would bother answering this question and leave it in the open for others to read...

Yeah, I'm just putting my hands up on this one. Mouth is zipped! Just turning around. Yep. Right....now.

....

Liar.

[combat_magnum]

So bitter, pops. I know you're just waiting for me to spill some info about the next job.

[keibutottsan]

Oh yeah, you sound so supremely interested enough to even mention it. I wouldn't hold my breath. Trying to get one of you to spill info is a lost cause.

[combat_magnum]

You could try holding your breath.

[greenafro]

Pft, thousand times better than the way I started mine.
Not too bad of an introduction. Looks to me like you've got some class, but I have been known to be a bad judge of character.

Hey man, if you've got some time and a place, I've got some cash and a bottle of bourbon.

[combat_magnum]

That depends on what kind of characters you're used to hanging around. Sounds like I don't measure up too badly.

I've got a tiny apartment in New Orleans and plenty of time right now.