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LAZY SUNDAY AFTERNOON...
Sunday morning.
Coffee and panadeine.
My sidekick had stuff to do and I was off to the Poetry Studio so made an executive decision to get hammered. Got to the Bluenote and ordered a jug. We actually had an audience for a change. I did the Middle Aged Men Talk About Sport sketch.
MIDDLE AGED MEN TALK ABOUT SPORT
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JEBUS...
I haven't seen this clip since I was about 15 or so. I forgot that Toni Halliday was sex on toast. How could I? -
MOST CHEESEDICK SONG EVER...
Who persuaded this man that wearing braces and a tie with no shirt would make him look like anything other than a greased up gay prostitute.
This, boys and girls, was the state of popular music and fashion in the year of my birth.
This kind of overwrought cheese does kind of sum up my mood at the moment however...
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THE CREATIVE PROCESS...
Is a bit like spewing. You start to feel heavy and ill in the gut then it all comes thundering out and splatters the wall and makes your throat hurt.
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VIDEO VAULT...
What a classic. Apparently Lawnmower Deth used to get death threats from black metallers for taking the piss.
Not entirely unexpected, as becoming a black metaller is what pasty virginal D&D nerds do when they want the world to stop making fun of them and acknowledge that they're incredibly tough and scary.
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SOUTHERLY FRONT
Trudging down the hill in a full on gale bent over and sour of face
Lashed by horizontal rain and half blinded by the storm
Mount Cook, Brooklyn and the turbine obscured by heavy grey fuzz
Just trying not to be blown back into my front window by the howling wind
Pushing against invisible antagonists all the way to the bus stop
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BEATALLICA APPRECIATION POST...
Fuckin' awesome. I just wish they had a video to Everybody's Got A Ticket To Ride Except For Me And My Lightning. -
TERRORIST THREAT...
So, as it happens the NZ Police are getting new beefed up counter-terrorism powers, and, please don't let your eyebrows fly off your head in shock at this, are already throwing their weight around.
Having gotten bored of watching chicken fucking porn and sexually assaulting people during the 1980s, they've now turned their attention to manufacturing ( Read more... )
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