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A LITTLE BOY WAITS...
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WEDNESDAY'S WORDS OF WISDOM...
Making a theatrical entrance, loudly demanding to know what the hell is going on, waving paperwork about and refusing to leave until everything is sorted gets things done quicksmart.
The meek will inherit nothing. -
THE VIEW FROM UPON MY HIGH HORSE...
The following things are hereby declared to be an affront to my existence. I shall drive them before me and devour the lamingtons of their women...
1) PEOPLE WHO DON'T WATCH WHERE THEY'RE FUCKING GOING
Hey jerk off. Those soft gelatinous orbs embedded in your mishapen skull are called eyes. Here's a small hint: They're a sort of visual navigational ( Read more... ) -
YAY...
I've been accepted into journo school. So I won't have much time to post. With that and work I'm going to be busy for pretty much twelve hours a day for the next three and a half months.
In the meantime, here's a video for any of you who may ever have wondered what the outline of MC Hammer's penis looks like...
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ONE LOVE '08
So now there's a five dollar cover charge. Ok, I can deal with that, but no BYO? Seven bucks a beer? Twenty five fucking bucks for a tray of four?
Och aye the noo.
Still, twas a nice day for it and the velodrome makes for a good venue so myself and lay-dee ventured up over the hill. It's a nice walk. We even forked out for beers. Despite the ( Read more... ) -
BREAKING NEWS...
I was reading an excellent and informative article on solar power and lead free storage batteries when I discovered that the Swiss ambassador to New Zealand's name is....
DR. BEAT NOBS
I fucking swear I'm not kidding.
Anyway.
Play some fucking Slayer.
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HOLIDAY IN THE SUN...
On Christmas Day I had a lot of beers and a few scotches and thought it would be hilarious to take a photo of my arse and post it on Punkas. I should have known that since I got a phone with a camera on it that was inevitably going to happen. Alcohol + camera + pervert = No! Bad monkey! I'm bad enough sending lurid text messages. What a ( Read more... ) -
HOORAH...
I'm officially on holiday as from tuesday night, which was spent getting rat arsed with my colleagues. They do a mean spread down the Southern Cross. I chowed my way through an enormous plate of steaks and gourmet Island Bay sausages with a token amount of salad. I could almost feel my arteries hardening.
So now I can do things like drink beer in ( Read more... )
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