suprise, suprise, suprise.

[comradepete]

last noght Sandy Van Loan called to tell my mom that Micheal was coming to dinner tonight. so i found out i have to eat dinner with two german forgien exchange students. thats annoying that my parents didnt tell me but oh well. the big news came after church. "pete" says dad "your mom forgat to tell you we want you to take the germans to the youth

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[mymaria]

tell your parents that bible study/ youth groups/ church in general makes you want to masterbate. It might not get you anywhere but it'll sure as hell worry your parents.

[noppi]

"One morning I really wanted to masturbate but I was too tired so I went back to sleep. Aren't you proud of me, mom?!"

[zephus]

so the long and winding road eh? exchange students huh. maybe you should see if one would impersonate you while you hitchhiked down to this transient town...and then it would be too late to bring you back.

[noppi]

Hey, that's a clever thing to say because the long and winding road leads to your door.

[thi_thee]

sounds like what they would have done to the naked rightous babe that steve kafka painted on karens shirt... they probably would have burned it as well. the shirt was never the same, im sorry peteeeeeee. are you still my boyfriend? you broke my heart or maybe my kidney????

[comradepete]

coleen, no distance could break us up; death itself couldnt.

[thi_thee]

you spelt my name wrong, you jerk. im breaking it off.hee

[comradepete]

is it spelled Calling? dont shoot the messenger, baby.