today, a guy that i have seen around the store more and more frequently asked me if it had been a particularly strange day at the store.i didnt answer right away. i realized that i am consistently baffled and wierded out by everything and everyone, so i am not a very accurate judge of what would be considered a wierd day to the rest of the world. ( Read more... )

i didnt have turkey today. i have spent the whole week weighing other people's nasty,dewy turkeys. oh god, i just hope that i didnt get any salmanila grossness. ok i wont let the inner hypochondriac attack me. but anyways i had a completely vegan meal today... it almost felt bland. no scary, questionable meat product, no non organic foods ,(no ( Read more... )

i think that i may have espestis(who cares if i cant spell for shit)poisoning. that means that i will eventually pass all of my vital and not so vital organs. what a fucking dandy way to go. but at least i have a few more years... glory days. woo hoo, i quit my job today and i am going in for training tomorrow. who wouldnt want to work for a place ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Sitcomthi_thee in a forest (NBC, 9:00): thi_thee (Michael Baldwin) can't find grassygrass (Don Knotts)'s salad and pretends it was never missing. Afterwards, comradepete (Bob Hope) buys zephus (Tupac Shakur) a horse. Wackiness ensues.What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

noppppi, will you please fix this damned journal for me, im freaking out. god i have to do orientation tommorow. poor bastards, wont know what hit em. oh yeah, im evil on the inside, so really these people will only be recieving telepathic wrath, and i will smile. what the fuck. this weekend i went to see rushmore at the egyptian, they charged the ( Read more... )

you know ive never thought about it, but i think that i am a manerism whore, or sponge is a less derogatory way of saying it, but whore is much more appropriate. really that is all we do is feed off of eachother. i think that it is really strange that nothing is origional anymore. everything has been done in one form or another. ok im done

ok this keyboard and this mouse are disgustingly greasy again, and im too lazy to do anything about it. today i finally got a job at rainbow and am overjoyed at the idea of not having to thaw my ass out every night after a long 5 hours of icy canvassing, which you know usually takes about 2 hours. karen, dont worry about sending me that ring, i ( Read more... )

3b welllll today was quite eventfull, and i will refrain from using my colorful words. i am sitting here in my gaudy peach grandma robe and am guzlling beer like the wind in hopes that it will make me dizzy enough to pass out. you know i always wonder how babies always smell the same way and actually rub their smell of innocence onto everything ( Read more... )

god this is so depressing. i dont think that i will ever eat again. did you know that at this point the majority of all women's breast milk have high levels of carcinogens and dioxins in them, so women are basically poisoning their babies. all of the shit that is in our water is fucking sick, the level of mercury and dioxins are higher than ever ( Read more... )

i hate people... today i spent the day trying to convince apathetic assholes that the environment is going to hell and that they should give a shit. and they slammed their fucking doors in my face. one guy actually told me that he would rather have a jahovas witness knock on his door than me. he told me that as far as he was concerned, ( Read more... )