geri halliwell is not skinny from the atkins diet, you fucking fucks, she is skinny from BULIMIA.

( this is going in my pants )

today

trundled round the little second hand book shop off king street and bought the wasp factory, ulysses (i'm clever*), and a little tea-stained volume called the age of wire and string - which is entirely nonsensical, mad and beguiling - for one english pound, ladies and gentlemen. ulysses must be worth that in paper weight alone, and if i can' ( Read more... )

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Nothing much.
They were playing Ian Dury in Asda, I got down with my bad self all up the cornflake aisle.
I spent £5 dyeing my roots ginger (Suffering from the curse of Black That Would Not Die, currently.)
I have to go and ply people with my CV now.
x

( No, wait. )

I don't owe you at all.

I had a crack at this "work" lark.

'S alright.

West Kirby BME Meet.
... It was good.

We buried Andy's pants in the sand.

We buried Andy in the sand.

We stole twelve maniacally chortling Ribenaberries and drank a lot of beer and John fell in love with a bacon sandwich.

We formulated a secret vegan handshake and I got a new hole in my crotch.

Etc.

My webcam broke and my hair is having a party.


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THIS IS FUN:

One of the following is a lie, all a lie;

1. I am boring.

2. I am boring.

3. I am boring.

4. I am made entirely out of pie.

5. I am boring.

Answers on a postman.