[Who went exploring and got hopelessly lost? This guy! Who just returned and is looking pretty gross as a result of not bathing for a week? This guy! Thank god for teleport crystals!

Who is inhaling food despite his rankness? This guy!

Who is talking into his comm despite having a mouthful of food? Yes. This guy!Anyone seen those tunnels ( Read more... )

Jesus fuck!

[Oh, just listen to all that clattering and audible flailing and...sounds like he just knocked a chair over. The series of dull thumps and muffled sound that follows would seem to indicate the communicator has been dropped. The whack and subsequent wham would indicate it just got kicked. Poor thing. Roland's voice is very far-away ( Read more... )

[It's been a week, and Roland has kind of figured out the buttons in his house, but only kind of and he's almost trapped himself inside the rotating area so he definitely doesn't trust it. Guy's been sleeping on the couch. Not comfortable. Maybe he'll drag some pillows off the bed later, if he remembers to think about it ( Read more... )

So uh, if this isn't Earth and we're not dead [And he's totally going to pretend he didn't hear that bit of info from a conversation Pilot had.], and we really are in "another world" then there's got to be a gateway back to where we're from.

...Right?

Where I'm from is pretty messed up but...I should probably get back. Just a hunch, I guess.