Concerning the ladies...

[confusingwizard]

I've been totally sober for 50+ days. Now that I'm not trying to get, currently in the throes of, or recovering from an intense opiate high, my hormones are raging.

So.

PS hot pix found here.

Comments

[tuckova]

throes.

if i knew a girl remotely your age or even remotely in your area i would tie a giant red ribbon around her and put her on your doorstep and consider it a gift i was actually giving HER, because of your hottness and brilliance and ruthless... everything... but sadly, i do not. you will find one, though, i am sure. try trolling the nearby campus library.

[confusingwizard]

throes. ah tuckova, you are good

see i googled it but i didnt take into account the possibility of getting millions of e-typos as a result

[goandontlookbak]

hahha silly boy

[totalvirility]

First off- congrats on the sobriety thing.
Dude, if I have learned one thing in life, it's that women everywhere are horny and desperate. You are a reasonably attractive, intelligent boy, you should be up to your ears in pussy. If you've found you've had a hard time, start befriending the more intense, neurotic girls, who may fall in love with you and might even stalk you, but should definitely give you their flower on the first night.

Just repeat this mantra in your head when you go out: "they all want dick. they all want dick. they all want dick." Then move in for the kill.

[finchmeister]

I don't have a myspace to see all of the pics. Not fair. :(

[totalvirility]

Oh, then you totally miss all of the naked pictures he's got in the actual profile.

And one where he's naked, bent over and spreading his cheeks, and he's got a bowling pin stuffed up his ass.

It's pretty hot.

[ex_nominal]

ditto

[confusingwizard]

Get a myspace then, nardbutt.