Abe Hovey once told me a story about a kid he and Gabe knew, a neighbor kid or something, who referred to a leaf blower as a "Crazy Larry."

Just had a really weird dream. Two guys living in a small mobile home-like building in central Canada, with slightly homo-suspicious but not necessarily erotic overtones. In that they are both nurturing, post-worldly, acutely-sensitive dudes leaving traditional male roles behind. Every so often, a group of three or four of their friends, all ( Read more... )

There was some sort of schizo from Minnesota in today. Maybe two of them... the craziest people are the ones who really act sane. That one was talking about liking working in ER because "you get to do everything," but "you really don't have to...[long pause]...take care of anyone ( Read more... )

7 AM - A woman in her late 60s, dressed in a black pantsuit, looking like Frau Boehoffer, staring wistfully over coffee at the company of ROTC boys running on the track in the morning light, all the young studs she dated in her lusty German youth so long ago.

so yeah... in the lab... just farted... not a minute later a person comes to the computer next to me.. i hope the stench has dissipated. oh well... thanks for listening.

i want to be able to burn people's faces off with acid by looking at them ( Read more... )

just because bad men throughout history have used violence to get their way
despite any obstacle besides which decency and nature intended to have halt them
doesn't mean i wouldn't mind using violence as an ultimatum to perpetrate my agenda against you
and your god damn bullshitty bullshit

it's a supernova

i wish you could be as entertained as I am

You Devil.

I'm tired. I took two layers of shingles off of my dad's house today and yesterday. We would have started laying down new decking or sheathing or whatever it's called, but the delivery guy didn't get here til, like 7:30 PM. Oh well. I'm getting paid. But construction is tiring, and all the shingles on the ground look like something from Silent ( Read more... )