further proof i am nuts...

[constant_noise]

I really would like to learn to shoot a rifle
I seriously wish I was a boy simply for the pants and peeing standing up factor
I am slowly becoming wholy asexual
I am finally becoming comfortable with my body

el fin

Comments

[_tasty]

PUGS!

I know how to shoot a rifle. it isn't that exciting.

[constant_noise]

NO YOU MOTHERFUCKING DIDNT!

[_tasty]

HEY! i never used one, but it's the closest to getting a temporary penis that i could find.

[kooncy]

I am asexual as well.

It just, happened one day.. and there's no getting out of it for some reason.

[constant_noise]

yeah, everything else just seems like such a high level of effort

[cosmopolites]

p-mate = grossssss. for some reason it reminds me of port-o-pottys.