Western Playland Vs. Knott's Berry Farm

[cornelius_flux]

story by Pablo Martinez

Your palms are sweating. Your heart is racing. you make the awful decision to look down. Surprise! It's your stomach, fatso. You are feeling flushed and lightheaded because you are suffering from hypertension and high cholesterol.  Also, you happen to be at the apex of the tallest turbo drop in the history of man-THE DROP

Comments

[exo___skeletal]

I had some Knott's Berry Farm strawberry jam on my toast this morning.

That beats your lame rides.

[cornelius_flux]

lame rides? are you kidding me? the DROP ZONE is twice the size of the tower of babel, my friend. it towers above your pathetic jam and toast.

[_____closetcase]

the first line reminded me of 8mile. so gangster.

[cornelius_flux]

"mom's spaghetti."
now THAT is gangster.

[_____closetcase]

my mom made enchiladas.. i feel cheated.

[cornelius_flux]

red or green?

[neverforgetus]

"an enthralling thrill of a ride with plot twists not seen since the Sixth Sense"
- pablo martinez

...this will be heard as a review for final destination 3...

[girlonthemoon_]

Hey, i totally know that bimbob guy...he called himself jimbob tho. hmm?

<3

[disreprivalize]

Jim Bob and Girlonthemoon_ sitting in a tree

[girlonthemoon_]

Jealous carlos?

<3

[girlonthemoon_]

You're jealous, anonymous! Of me. Being number 1.

[cleverchicken]

Look Pablo, your entry was funny, it made me laugh, but i know what you're doing. You are a fucking sellout! Writing in AP style...you ouhghta be ashamed uh yoself. But seriously, Carlos isn't EVEN making a thumbs up. And Europeans Suck!

[cornelius_flux]

yes he is. look closely. did you think he was thumbing at luis? well, you're wrong. go tech against nebraska!