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[cornelius_flux]

coming down to town from the freeway, on horizon blvd, there are a bunch of orange cones between the two lanes. right down the middle. for about half a mile. i was driving up down home with lacey on my tail. we had to stay in the left lane. i started to swerve in and out of the cones because it is fun to do so. my car was weaving in and out man.

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[disreprivalize]

I don't believe you. It's too crazy. you probably saw it in a movie somewhere. Admit it.

[cornelius_flux]

everyone's seen it in a movie. i had the sack to actually do it. jealous? i'll bet. i've just been signed on with warner bros to do all of keanu reeves' stunts. there were some talent scouts on the side of the road when i performed said feat.

you suck.

[___without]

I might believe this if you drove the batmobile.

[cornelius_flux]

that would have been too large to maneuver. yes, only the mighty engine and swift movements of a 97 nissan sentra could have pulled this off.

i am a queer

[deiwitt_policy]

i am a queer.

Re: i am a queer

[cornelius_flux]

fucking gay ass motherfucker.