LIGHT MACHINE

[cornered_beef]

Why has it been so dark around here lately?

I'm feeling the urge to create a LIGHT MACHINE

Also, Finch-Whatever: I have owled two tubes of potion to you that should change your and the lovely Pansy Parkinson's hair back to normal. You can tell your girlfriend to stop hexing me!

Comments

[hufflepuff4life]

BLOODY WELL TIME, CORNER. AND SHE'LL HEX YOU AS LONG AS SHE SEES FIT.

Thank you for finding her, by the way.

[cornered_beef]

I get no respect.

[hufflepuff4life]

Well, really, with hair like that, what do you expect?

[cornered_beef]

There's no need to be nasty, Finch-Finnigan.

Do you know where I can get a SPARK PLUG?

[nothisbitch]

THANK YOU.

I'm going to go put that potion on it right now.

[hufflepuff4life]

You know, I do like it an awful lot when it looks like that. But whatever makes you happiest, darling.

[nothisbitch]

Oh darling, but now I can use all my pictures again!

[hufflepuff4life]

dfadskjfhdskjfads.
Yes.

[veryverysmart]

A light machine.

There is this little thing called "magic", you know. You do have a wand.

[cornered_beef]

But magic's no fun! I've been doing it all my life!

[no_opinion]

Our tower wouldn't be the same without Michael's explosions and odours.

[cornered_beef]

See? Padma agrees with me!

Do you have any SPARK PLUGS?

[cleverlyanthony]

You can just borrow some of the candles I use for my leisurely pre-bedtime reads if you want, Michael. No need for a machine, really.

[cornered_beef]

But I like machines!

[cleverlyanthony]

Everyone knows that, but wouldn't the candles just be an simpler and quicker solution to our dark problems?

[cornered_beef]

Yes but I'm heartbroken, I can't be expected to make sense.

[lookscomefirst]

Oh Michael you're so smart your like a giant brain accept you're hot with legs and you dont live in a jar!