Long live Facebook, I guess.  I dunno--don't really give a fuck, truth be told.  Web 2.0 in all its forms is a sad simulacra of a community. 

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The other night I dreamt that I was a piece of toast, wandering through the forest.  Soon, someone (God?) pointed out that I had been alive for four minutes and had yet to be buttered.  Panic stricken, I searched the forest for some means to butter myself.  I awoke not knowing if I had succeeded in fulfilling my toastly destiny.

What do you call it? 
It's an asshole dummy. 
Don't patronize me.

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I attended my wife's 10 year high school reunion this past weekend and it got me thinking about how little I've accomplished thus far. Yeah, I met the usual benchmarks of moderate success - degree, marriage, house, career - but I'm still the same, lackluster individual. There's almost nothing that my 28-year-old self can do that my 18-year-old ( Read more... )

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Book 2, verse 11:

When confronted by unfortunate circumstances, forget about it. You can't be worrying about that shit. Life goes on.

Abide.  And Amen. 

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$12K isn't such a bad price.  What else would you buy with twelve grand?  A Kia?   Hmmmm....Korean car or orgasm machine? 

La casa del Juan (y Amanda)! 

I just finished watching two episodes of That 70's Show, a program I haven't watched regularly since college.  And I realized something:  Donna is a fucking bitch!  She probably grew up to be the mother from Malcolm in the Middle.  Along with that chick that Kelso knocked up, Donna's character suggests that smart, attractive women who have their ( Read more... )