cosmicn

Oh, The Money I've Spent To Preserve My Fresh Scent

cosmicn Nov 09, 2006 04:10

So I had a mental minicrisis because I rediscovered the scent that I love above all other non-food scents. About four years ago I bought this cologne. Diesel Green Eau de Toilette Masculine.

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cosmicn May 02, 2006 18:42

OH MY GOD.
http://www.janetjackson.com/
She's ba-ack.

PS http://stanford.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2019113&l=b75ed&id=201851

Since my dorm job is to make some type of bread for sixty people every Wednesday at midnight, near the end of the quarter I have little energy or inspiration with which to come up with something inventively tasty. So my strategy for last night's bread was something comepletely conceptual:

Ironic bread.

But how to make bread ironic? Well, I asked some ( Read more... )

not humanly possible

cosmicn Feb 07, 2006 05:07

is it this hard for everyone??!?? my workload is not humanly possible. i am taking six classes, but 18 units shouldn't be this much work, especially since 1 class is a one unit lab and the other is The Science of Cooking which has no homework ( Read more... )

Bloody 'ell

cosmicn Dec 27, 2005 01:53

To whom it may concern I'm going to be mute for the next five or so days because I'm getting my alien-embryo-esque tonsils sliced out tomorrow and will be unable to speak for a while. I'm a bit concerned because ( Read more... )

I don't really know how to feel about this

cosmicn Dec 19, 2005 06:12

Ricky Martin in an interview with Blender Magazine:

Describe the last porn movie you watched."Uh, do you really want me to go there?" [Blender: Yes.] "Uh, OK, golden showers. I love giving the golden shower. I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different ( Read more... )

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cosmicn Dec 16, 2005 23:26

HOME!

FUCKERS

cosmicn Dec 14, 2005 21:54

So I thought I was basically failing this class, and I kind of still am, but more like getting a B- or something (high school "failing") now because the last midterm that I thought I bombed on I just realized they didn't even give me any points for a 5 point problem they checked as correct! So I now have 49/65 instead of 44/65. But now I have to ( Read more... )

I want love like theirs

cosmicn Dec 06, 2005 02:39

From an essay by Paul Morris, creator of my new favorite porn studio Treasure Island Media ( Read more... )

sexology

omg

cosmicn Nov 26, 2005 12:09

From here and an email I received from the bio undergraduate advising center ( Read more... )

paris, bio