everything is just wrong wrong wrong. I'm jumping out of my skin here.

a mildly mentally retarded 40 year old man brings me candy at work every day. I'm actually really touched because no one else pays me any mind, and it's nice that such a gentle person thinks I'm nice.

School is going really well. I like all my classes, especially the Sylvia Plath one. It's so amazing because I love her so much & I'm really convinced that hers was my former life...granted she was a far more intelligent, articulate and attractive version, of course. We're both 27ers, our fathers were absent Germanic assholes, uhhhh both English ( Read more... )

I think the universe must have misunderstood my most recent request. That seems to be a trend with us...it's like a game of telephone. I end up stuck with something that somewhat resembles my wish, but upon closer examination is not even CLOSE. It's my own fault for not being more specific. Or maybe it was that whole pink pin voodoo doll thing. ( Read more... )

I had the best dream ever last night. So unfair. I hate the feeling of extreme disappointment the moment I wake up.

So Happy New Year, world. Off to a good start? Decent at least, who knows. Funny definitely.
I want to stop blushing. This has been going on since I was about 6 years old and it's really inappropriate. It gives everyone the wrong idea. EVERYONE.

I know this is totally gratuitous but ah ( Read more... )

Seriously, my life. WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TO WORK ON AND FIX THAT I ALWAYS IGNORE AND LET SLIP AWAY UNTIL IT HAS GONE TOTALLY TOO FAR??? Today I want to work on being a good, understanding friend, on dissolving my habits as an only child and learning to care for and pay deserved attention to those around me just as I expect them to do for me. I wish ( Read more... )

I just called two of my three closest friends from my freshman year for their birthdays. Ours are so close to each other and we always call and wish the other ones a good day and everything. And this year the calls were really weird because they were really forced and strange. Usually when it gets like that I just let it go and don't think about ( Read more... )

so now i have a job!!! BUT it's the bar owned by my landlord. which is super awkward. especially because i officially completely dislike him at this point and i don't like the idea that now i feel totally under his rule. which i guess is not really the case, i can quit and move out any time i want. in fact i should probably definitely find a new ( Read more... )

why do people have to act in ways that make me feel as if all humans are just inconsiderate assholes?? why do people have to treat others so unfairly?? why am i so selfish ( Read more... )