I write about alternate reality Yunjae.
You don't have to send me a friend request to read my bad fics.
Chaptered and One-shots arranged by when I wrote them.
95% happy, 100% weird and bad writing.
☆ means "this good."
Chaptered
1. ☆ Fortune Parlor
Pairings: Yunjae, slight Yoosu
Rating: G
Form: Three-shot
Genre: AR, Romance, School Life, Slice-of-Life
Summary: Jaejoong has a prophetic mother, and he struggles to uncover whether he loves Yunho for who he is, or simply because Yunho's the one at the end of his string of fate.
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3 2. ☆ 24 Hours Love
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Form: Four-shot
Genre: AR, Romance, Slice-of-Life
Summary: Jaejoong meets overworked student council president Yunho while relieving a shift in the convenience store. Romance blooms in the form of an elephant trunk.
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4 3. Frozen Heart
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Form: Chaptered
Genre: AU, Fairytale, Fantasy
Summary: Prince Jaejoong has a frozen heart from a curse when he was young, and Prince Yunho itches to explore beyond his kingdom.
Also known as the one where Jaejoong has fairies or the one where Yunho has a talking horse.
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6 4. Don't Stand So Close to Me
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: Three-shot
Genre: AR, Plain ridiculousness, Romance
Summary: High flying lawyer Jung Yunho exercises every inch of his straining self-control to rein in his perverted thoughts of the beguiling young intern that hurts his very dick and soul.
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3 5. N. P.
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Form: Four-shot
Genre: AU, Mild Supernatural, Romance, Slice-of-Life
Summary: Jaejoong loses his voice due to the constant stress of moving with his family. In a bid to seek stability, he goes to live with his childhood friend Yunho that he has long forgotten.
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4 One-shot
1. ☆ Twenty One
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Romance, School life, Slice-of-Life, Soliloquy
Summary: Hyunjoong suffers from unrequited love, and is crushed when Yunho gets together with his best friend Jaejoong. (Jaejoong-centric, the boy is disgustingly cute, dammit)
one 2. Nothing Better
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Form: One-shot
Genre: AU, Pointless ramble, Romance, Slice-of-Life
Summary: Yunho realises that he loves Jaejoong for his weird antics and bright laughter.
one 3. Chocolate Factory
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Genre: AR, Plain ridiculousness, Romance, Josei (harhar)
Summary: A blushing, innocent story of Yunho and Jaejoong's first kiss in public.
one 4. While You Were Asleep
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Genre: AR, Romance, Saccharine Sweet, Slice-of-Life
Summary: Jaejoong's lonely when Yunho goes on a business trip, but he'll put his big boy pants and live through it.
one 5. And It Went Like This
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R
Genre: AR, Happy, Romance, Slice-of-Life
Summary: Yunho meets his college crush again after a long time, a bright and loud character to his jaded awkwardness. Jaejoong's still as beautiful as ever, an unfathomable whirlwind that Yunho craves to protect.
one 6. Leavin'
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R
Genre: AR, Happy, Plain ridiculousness, Romance, Slice-of-Life, Weird writing
Summary: Jaejoong takes the seat opposite Yunho on a bleary morning and Yunho is interested by the goods on display.
one 7. Scattered Vertebrae
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Genre: AR, Generally happy, Lucid, Slice-of-Life
Summary: There’s something quite uneven about their relationship that Yunho doesn’t know how to make right (Yunho's perspective).
oneSummary: Jaejoong finds himself walking on a thin line, wondering if having nothing, or nothing, is better (Jaejoong's perspective).
two 8. ☆☆☆ The Wrong Way Home
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R
Genre: ARs in AU, Generally happy, Mild supernatural, Parallel universes, Romance, Slice-of-Life
Warning: NON-CON/RAPE
Summary: Jaejoong’s brash. There’s no place quite like home without Yunho, but he has pushed his sanctuary away. As Jaejoong faces his mistakes alone, he tries to become a better man for Yunho.
oneA/N: I genuinely think about this a lot... if I believe them made for each other; with this reality being so imperfect and heartbreakingly tragic, is there happiness elsewhere? What are the probability of them circling back to one another in this, do they fit better somewhen else? I cry about cosmic balances every time I read this.
9. Paper Lies
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Genre: AR, Ridiculously happy, Romance, Slice-of-Life
Summary: Jaejoong's on a quest to find his ideal (smart, rich and pretty) girlfriend and Yunho offers to keep him company during the wait because, well, he's smart, rich and pretty.
one 10. Glamoured Worlds
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: NC17
Genre: AR, Mildly emotional, Pure ridiculousness, Sarcasm
Summary: Jaejoong decides to take the opportunity to infiltrate SM once more to keep tabs on Yunho by joining Soshi when he finds himself skinny enough.
Warning: Potentially contentious, skip if you're a Jessica stan/ dislike people mentioning how skinny Soshi is/are.
one 11. Lizard
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Genre: AR, Lucid, Slice-of-Life, Weird writing
Summary: How do you draw the frontman of a rock band in without losing him?
Inspired by: Lizard by Banana Yoshimoto
one 12. Memories Ago
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Genre: AR, Slice-of-Life, Romance
Summary: Being an unconventional couple disallows them a number of privileges. But they'll have to make do. A short story about Yunjae.
one 13. ☆ Basil
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating:PG
Genre: AR, School Life, Slice-of-Life, Weird writing
Summary: Jaejoong loves Yunho. He really does, but there's a huge, gaping gap between them. An exploration of how nursing a crush feels like.
Inspiration:
Chae Dong Ha, Reddit
quote about pedestals,
one 14. Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R
Genre: AR, Smut
Summary: Jaejoong's finding out within the span of twelve hours how tough Yunho can be in bed, and how much of a cockwhore he truly is.
Warnings: Age gap, Bondage, Rough sex
one 15. ☆ Tectonicus
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Genre: AR, Experimental, Romance, Slice-of-Life, Weird writing
Summary: Jaejoong's brash with the tendency for instant gratification. Yunho's timid, with the tendency to suffer in silence. Just the right components for a messy relationship.
Inspiration: The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera
one 16. Non-Sequitur
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Genre: AR, Slice-of-Life, Romance
Summary: Yunho and Jaejoong are people watching. Only that it's getting a little less of people watching, and erm, more of Yunho watching.
one 17. ☆ Uh Baby, You're Riding With Me
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Genre: AR, Crack, Romance
Warning: Casual/Weird writing???
Summary: The sight of Yunho's god cock provides a motivation for Jaejoong to condense his ten year plan and seduce the shit out of Yunho, but his lack of brain-to-mouth filter has to ruin everything.
one 18. Your Personal Dakimatsu
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: G
Genre: AR, Crack, Romance
Warning: Casual/Weird writing???, Inaccurate treatment of back sprain, Mentions of Viewfinder (manga) which might be possibly inaccurate, Yaoi manga stereotypes
Summary: Yunho's doesn't understand why his otaku boyfriend has a dakimakura (body pillow) of Akihito (the uke from Viewfinder) when Jaejoong is the ukiest uke to ever uke. Independent research yields nothing until Yunho finally sees Jae-MAN topless.
one 19. Jaejoong's Boyfriend Tag!
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R?
Genre: AR, Crack, Romance
Warning: Bad writing???, Very gross
Summary: Part of a famous group on Youtube for their covers of English and Korean songs, Jaejoong does a boyfriend tag video with long-time childhood friend/newly knighted boyfriend Yunho after multiple requests from fans only for it to be sickeningly sweet and horribly childish.
*retching noises*
Inspired by:
Nice Things We Don't Have
one 20. How He Walks In
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Genre: AR, Fluff, High School, Oblivious Yunho, Romance
Summary: Yunho has been friends with Jaejoong ever since he began terrorizing the world, and he doesn't understand, as they prepare to graduate from high school, why Jaejoong wouldn't allow him to copy his stupid obligatory wishlist.
one 21. The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R
Genre: AR, Crack, Masturbation, Some plot if you squint
Warning: Bad writing, Mentions of Yunho having an affair with white chocolate
Summary:
Prompt: So we’ve never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so sometimes we’re showering at the same time and we sing duets. / Sometimes we’re showering at the same time and I can hear you moaning.
one 22.Jaejoong's Cooking Show!
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: NC-17
Sequel to
Jaejoong's Boyfriend Tag!Genre: AR, Fluff, Romance
Summary: Part of a famous group on Youtube that does covers of English and Korean songs, Jaejoong does a cooking lesson with camera man Changmin as he shows their viewers how to prepare a meal of pasta.
AKA The one where Jaejoong films himself preparing a lunchbox for Yunho.
*retching noises*
one 23. Press '1' For The Love of Your Life
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: NC-17
Genre: AR, Fluff, Happy, Romance
Warning: Eight years age difference, nothing explicit; Drunk people do not act this way
Summary:
Prompt- Accidentally called your number while drunk asking for a ride and you actually came au.
Yunho wakes up to a stranger desperately calling him "Yoochun" while blubbering about a cheating ex-boyfriend, a broken handphone and the vomit all over his front. Yunho obviously swoops in to save the day.
one 24. My Favourite Sweatpants Dick
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG-13
Genre: AR, College!AU, Fluff, Frottage, Happy, Romance
Warning: Sweatpants dick only happens like in the fourth last page of the story. It's quite a respectable fic, to be honest.
Summary: Inspired by sweatpants dick from
The Feeling of Your Skin Locked Inside My Head by bleep0bleep.
Jaejoong and Yunho aren't friends but before they were assigned to do a 10-paged report within a single week, Jaejoong already knew that Yunho was a smart and good-looking boy that competed in National level Hapkido competitions. What he doesn't know is that Yunho occasionally goes commando under his sweatpants.
one 25. ☆ The Chronicles of Jaejoong's Layover in Narita
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Genre: AR, Fluff, General, Romance
Summary: With 1.5 hours to spend in Narita Airport, Jaejoong strolls about, is confronted with the disappointment of the closure of his favourite coffee shop, scares a salesgirl with his dildo preferences (11" please), and is duped by his best friend, Yoochun, to harrass salesgirls about their breasts. But that's all before his newly acquired Made in Japan monster dildo makes a shining appearance in front of a Uknow doppelgänger (how unembarrassing).
one 26. The Timely Christmas Fic
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Genre: AR, Fluff, General, Romance
Summary: Jaejoong's boss likes his cute and capable ass and she thinks that he's hella match for her gay son. Jaejoong fancies Yunho well enough, because pretty fingers mean pretty dicks, but he wishes that Yunho's dick would be as nice as Anonymous Stranger's in New York.
one 27. Romance Aisle Number One
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Genre: AR, Bookstore, Coffee-shop, Fluff, General, Requited Love, Romance, Valentine's Day
Summary:
Prompt: Why the fuck are you choosing that for a gift to your crush AU
// After a heartbreak, Jaejoong has a self-imposed dating ban. But Jaejoong finds it hard to control himself when he meets Yunho. Luckily, Yunho has a crush he wants to win over. It's the best solution-- Jaejoong gets to flirt with a Uknow lookalike while abiding to his promise.
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