Comments | courtknee_b: the bowels and pits

courtknee_b

the bowels and pits

Jan 21, 2009 23:31

my stepdad bought me a "poo a day" calendar that i put in the bathroom. it gives you fun facts about poops.

i really like today's so i will share!

"the chinese star poo is characterized by the excruciatingly painful sensation that your rectum is being torn apart from the inside as this poo exits your body. this searing agony is commonly the result ( Read more... )

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fallenskye4 January 22 2009, 08:57:07 UTC

Ohhhh Courtney ( ... )

courtknee_b January 22 2009, 16:32:49 UTC

yeah. i've been with this fam for a year and a half now. i know that this is the way that the girl deals with her shit. she's really really fucked up. and sometimes she's amazing.. and sometimes it's awful. lately it's felt more awful. and i'm thinking that it may get to the point of needing to leave this family. which is really heart breaking.

the girl is really good at manipulation tactics and saying things that are supposed to hurt you or trigger you. i didn't let her know that it was hurting me. but once i was in my car... oh lordy!

xoxoxo

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courtknee_b January 22 2009, 16:28:43 UTC

i'm going to noho for the weekend

richips January 22 2009, 17:40:59 UTC

another entry on my lj flist today:
"Last night we learned a massage technique that MAKES PEOPLE POOP. Oh, the power I hold... muahahahahaha."

i thought of you :)

you gotta admit, as mean as it is, "my life is like a flat book that turned into a pop up book. and you have ruined my life by tearing out ALOT of my pages" is kind of brilliant. you could get back at her by publishing a children's book about Li, a la Eloise.

also, i think you can report shit like that. she is threatening to harm both you and herself. it may be time to move on from this one.

i adore you. see you at Yankee Blue Jeans tonight?

courtknee_b January 22 2009, 18:40:12 UTC

oh my goodness. you need to teach me this massage. i will regulate on every colon in the state!

yes i was actually pretty impressed by her "life being a book" analogy. and in my head i was kind of laughing.

i know what i really have to do.. it's just hard to face it.

i MIGHT be at yankee blue jeans tonight. i will text you and let you know.

but i miss you. xoxoxoxoxoxo <3

richips January 22 2009, 21:21:17 UTC

i don't know it! and the person who made that post lives in Florida. she did not post details. but maybe you could go to massage school or something?

i am glad you were at least internally laughing.

you can do it.

i miss you too. it would be great to see you tonight. ♥♥♥

trashboy January 22 2009, 19:17:02 UTC

THIS IS A NINE YEAR OLD YOU'RE QUOTING?

sweet holy mother.

spinal tap and wrestling with brett, eh? HEEEYY! <3333

sorry i missed your show, shnookums. the pictures i did see were great, and fuck tom for being a hater.

courtknee_b January 23 2009, 02:43:16 UTC

yup a 9 yr old! i deal with alot of abuse. i dunno why i do it. i think i'm a masochist.

and it was LITERAL wrestling. which resulted in me giving him the ultimate wedgie!!! i totally win because i play dirty. i also won one match by pulling out his leg hair. haha...

it's okay dear. just come to the next one! i'll shake it for you.
xoxoxoxo

darth_vegan January 24 2009, 00:56:51 UTC

yeah the pop up book comment is way brilliant.. smart kids can also be the most difficult.. obvi you know you are so amazing, and she felt comfortable trying to make you miserable. i used to say aweful things like that when i had rage moments as a kid.. the best response was when they didnt get angry, i would always stop in response to thier lack of response. i dont know if that helps at all. . you are totally the best nanny ever, especially for keeping a cool temper durning moments of utter chaotic-child outburst-ness.. maybe she needs anger management? or to punch a pillow when she is mad? that might work..