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My tweets
- Mon, 12:00: Think I'm going to have to stop reading the Daily Mash. It's rubs now. *stares out of window into rain as montage of good times past plays*
- Mon, 12:14: Reports of Richard Carpenter having died. Sad if true. Very big fan of his version of English mythology.
- Mon, 12:40: RT @ AnthonyHorowitz: Just heard that Richard Carpenter, creator ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Thu, 12:56: My feet are still bollocksed from Saturday's wedding. I should not have danced in foolish shoes.
- Thu, 13:05: RT @ bengoldacre: ha good line> RT @ srheywood: the #NHSbill makes as much sense as giving each local authority a few quid to buy tanks ...
- Thu, 14:11: RT @ TwopTwips: RECREATE the excitement and anarchy of this year's Brit ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 12:26: On the plus side, there is leftover pancake batter. Pancakes for lunch. #rebel #fuckthemansrules #lifeontheedge
- Wed, 12:54: RT @ RevStu: I see Sony are suggesting the Vita might be "the iPod for videogames". Are you going to tell them, or shall I? #psvita
- Wed, 13:05: Wait what type of cat and mouse game are they playing, bad SF ( Read more... )
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- Wed, 12:22: RT @ robinbogg: Wow. Just look at the private sector picking up that unemployment slack
- Wed, 12:26: @ RMH40 @ camassey "So, how was you're Valentine's Date?" "Hehehe. Let's jet say they took an 'arrow' in the…knee? Wait… What? So alone…"
- Wed, 12:30: RT @ pauljholden: I'm with Paul cornell - more sexy ladies on panels!
- Wed, 12:35: ( Read more... )
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- Tue, 13:32: Reading a review of the new Leonard Cohen album. The opening paragraph outlines that most of the songs are about the bible and fucking.
- Tue, 13:33: Thanks for ruining the surprise internet reviewers! :( #spoilers
- Tue, 13:36: RT @ TwopTwips: STEVEN SPIELBERG. When life gives you Indiana Jones and the Last Crus, make Indiana Jones ( Read more... )
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- Sun, 22:11: I am listening to the Incredible String Band while reading a comic about wizards. I can almost feel my beard coming in. #Hobbitbotherer
- Mon, 11:02: RT @ johnnyeponymous: I've watched Shoah in a single sitting, and yet it only felt about 1/2 as long as Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon.
- Mon, 11:07: RT @ andrewducker: There is no ( Read more... )
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- Thu, 12:19: RT @ rhodri: Christ, I'm sick of those meerkats. Yeah, it sounds a bit like "market". But I reckon using Morten Harket would sell more ca ...
- Thu, 12:19: RT @ McKelvie: Got halfway to joke about having to sit inside DLT to get to Canary Wharf, realised it was horrific, stopped
- Thu, 12:21: RT @ helenlewis: Just seen Guido's post on @ ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Tue, 12:13: RT @ bengoldacre: if my job was having a poo, headbutting the screen, and making tea, i'd be laughing right now.
- Tue, 13:27: Making hummus without a food processor is a complete arseache.
- Tue, 13:28: In related news, today I discovered that the spindle has gone missing from our food processor.
- Tue, 21:28: RT @ hayleycampbelly: ( Read more... )
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Мои твиты
- Пн, 14:08: RT @ phlaimeaux: If I was a wrestler, my name would be 'Nobel Prize Winner Seamus Heaney' just to see the booking mix-ups
- Пн, 14:32: Just seen a D list comedian do a pointless lie. Failed to summon energy to call them out. Twitter, there.
- Пн, 15:42: Should be learning some new (to me) software. I am not doing that thing.
- Пн, 16:02 ( Read more... )
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Мои твиты
- Вс, 15:26: Just tried to buy a domain name and it was taken. By me in July apparently. I had to google to find out what I'd done with it.
- Вс, 16:41: Oh internet, you are always there when I want an Ismaili coming out movie with Kyle MacLachlan as the ghost of Cary Grant, and want it NOW.
- Вс, 18:46: RT @ AbiWilks: Workfare apologists display ( Read more... )