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- Сб, 13:43: RT @ Wytchfinder_Gen: * thys is what it sounds lyke.. whence voles cry...* Eeek eek eek eek..Eeek. eek eek eek...
- Сб, 19:32: After a month shockingly free of accidental self-injury I have managed to gouge out 3 separate lumps and hit myself in the face twice today.
- Сб, 19:42: For newer followers - I once stabbed myself in the head ( Read more... )
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- Вс, 14:39: RT @ simonblackwell: Hmm. Not sure about Andrew Motion's poem to celebrate Bowie's 65th: "Ashes to ashes, funk to funky / It's your birth ...
- Вс, 17:35: RT @ floodtheatre: POLITICS: Labour urges 'responsible capitalism', asking that Coalition at least wear condoms while screwing the poor.
- Вс, 17:49: I am drinking some stout and ( Read more... )
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- Ср, 12:25: RT @ GaryDelaney: Busy day at DFS. Lots of Mayans looking to buy sofas on 12 months interest free credit.
- Ср, 12:27: We slept for twelve hours. On a bed whose solid, non-collapsing, nature we are only now beginning to fully appreciate...
- Ср, 12:27: I love you, bed.
- Ср, 14:12: RT @ NotAdric: Seeing coverage of Kim Jong-il funeral, I ( Read more... )
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- Вт, 12:31: We've just realised we're going to have to pop into Bluewater on the way home. Remember us as we were. Not screaming like our passengers.
- Вт, 12:32: And that was just the teachers.
- Вт, 15:39: "Is he singing she bakes just like a woman?"
- Вт, 15:45: The carwide consensus is that, if you think about what you're drinking for even a ( Read more... )
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- Пн, 13:44: RT @ NotAdric: @ problem_chimp Awww. It's like that O Henry Xmas story where he gives her bricks and she gives him homophobic abuse, no, ...
- Пн, 13:51: Morecambe and Wise #Christmas
- Пн, 13:53: Oh, it's the Angela Rippon sketch. #VeryChristmas
- Пн, 14:14: Princess Bride is on. I'm not a fan in the way many are fans, but I do love ' ( Read more... )
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- Пн, 16:10: Got a ton of stuff to do. But I also have some software that will help me to more effectively beatmatch playlists. You see my dilemma.
- Пн, 16:56: If there's a Higher Power then I'm fucked when I die.
- Пн, 16:57: "So you knew that your existence was finite, and you spent *what* proportion of it relabelling Bob Dylan bootlegs?"
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- Пн, 11:35: RT @ earlymodernjohn: Kim Jong Il and Christopher Hitchens arrive at the pearly gates, and St. Peter says "This is a stupid premise for a ...
- Пн, 11:35: RT @ rhodri: *joke about Kim Jong-il* *serious observation about North Korea* *something about Monday / coffee*
- Пн, 11:39: RT @ Newnab: RT @ workforfood ☑ Kim Jong Il ☑ Khaddafi ☑ ( Read more... )
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- Чт, 20:16: RT @ meganamram: I like my men like I like my A.D.D.: is that a basketball
- Чт, 20:19: Am Billie No-Mates at the pub. Come to me, Bristol Spods! *commanding arm gestures*
- Чт, 20:31: RT @ ZomDa: Ah, dang. Joe Simon died. One of the comics greats from the very early days.
- Чт, 20:32: RT @ McKelvie: Hmm. Shouldn't 2011 be when you STOP ( Read more... )
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- Чт, 11:20: RT @ ZachWeiner: As a Jewish person, I feel we've lost the true meaning of Chanukah - that once upon a time, our forefathers saved 87.5% ...
- Чт, 11:34: Had incredibly intense filmic nightmares all last night, loosely based on the Terminator films.
- Чт, 12:14: RT @ OhLookBirdies: Fun fact: Piers Morgan was bitten by a radioactive cunt ( Read more... )
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- Вт, 22:06: I return from my shower to find my browser is open at the slash proof Kevlar glove shop. I do not remember why. Or indeed how.
- Вт, 22:07: I'm a little scared. But this is tempered with delight as I realise this means that I'm probably not the evil personality.
- Ср, 11:50: I've got 'All the Single Ladies' stuck in my head. I don't ( Read more... )