cpt_buggernuts
Dec 13, 2011 08:45
- Пн, 11:25: Overslept massively. Dreamt I was a student again. And sharing a house with William Burroughs and an orphaned Vulcan child.
- Пн, 11:31: I was putting myself through university by caring for the elderly Burroughs. We were both perplexed by how best to care for a Vulcan orphan.
- Пн, 11:35: Mainly we gave him books on space, and I
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cpt_buggernuts
Dec 10, 2011 12:24
- Пт, 13:44: RT @ arifirh: Having remarkable difficulty today not singing two-syllable words to the theme of Stingray.
- Пт, 15:05: RT @ TwopTwips: CONVINCE friends that you're a roofer from Scotland today by whistling cheerfully and lighting cigars with a tenner. (via ...
- Пт, 15:19: Sinusitis *and* 'It must be Santa' stuck in my head? Oh Friday,
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cpt_buggernuts
Nov 24, 2011 12:07
- Wed, 12:09: You know how I took my credit cards off my Amazon account because I can't be trusted? Well I put one back on recently to buy a birthday gift
- Wed, 12:11: Long story short, a crate of Fiery Irn Bru I apparently ordered at chucking out time last Thursday has just been delivered.
- Wed, 12:11: *carefully unlinks credit cards*
- Wed, 13:
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cpt_buggernuts
Nov 23, 2011 12:07
- Tue, 12:12: It turns out that when I did finally get to sleep, I was to have a (sort of) sex dream about Leonard Nimoy.
- Tue, 12:13: He was staying at my parents house, and attempting to seduce me while we were doing the washing up.
- Tue, 12:20: While I struggled not to laugh, as his words were so insincere and unnecessary.
- Tue, 12:23: Fancy
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cpt_buggernuts
Nov 22, 2011 12:22
- Пн, 14:12: Ah, coca-cola and an enormous bag of worcester sauce flavour crisps. You will surely provide adequate nutrients for my speedy recovery.
- Пн, 14:19: I am reading a thing that describes lemon curd as 'decadent'. Unless you're eating it off a Nubian's cock, lemon curd is not 'decadent'.
- Пн, 14:20: And to be honest that just seems like
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