the inane post...

[cpt_crunch16]

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

- Jack Handy

Sweet jesus i want to be a pirate. And not like those pansy ass pirates of the caribbean, i'm talking about a hard core, french robbing, Francis Drake style pirate. ya, that'd be bad ass...

Comments

[peekaboo_kate]

aren't a lot of pirates gay?

[cpt_crunch16]

no, just ass pirates.... you know, the ones that go off in search of "booty". alright, i need to stop..

[hoff_fur_morgen]

jack sparrow ain't no pansy. he's a pirate among pirates.

don't disagree or i'll kick you in the jaw

[trubass5]

hey tell me how i got my hands on a pirate hat authentic... HAHAHAHAHHA

[two_eye_jack]

Well, Joe, you can certainly be a pirate once you get that job as a pool boy.
You can run around pillaging little kids from their parents and sinking inner tubes.