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[cptawesome]

So, I was masturbating yesterday. Yes, this entire story is about jerking off, if you feel like saving yourself some time.

So, anyway, I was down to business as I usually am, looking for that particular video or photograph that hits me just so, when I came across the video I was sure would do the trick. A woman, with the horrendously sexy name

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[delenn_xi]

Well. I lol'd.

[dare2dream79]

LMFAO

[trishthecat]

next time, just look at pictures of me sweetnuts.

[cptawesome]

I will try.

[ohglorybe]

ew that's fucking disgusting

black people are gross.

[cptawesome]

Absolutely correct.

[vikkiverka]

It just gets harder and harder to find decent, sans-puking-scene porn noawadays...