What do The New Pornographers have in common with Oliver Stone? I saw them both this week. And while The New Pornos didn't impress me much, Oliver Stone left me more than content, and anything but speechless ( Read more... )

...Surely you'll be mine ( Read more... )

I believe it's time to get back into El Viva El Journo or whatever. Here's a brief rundown of my life ( Read more... )

Can anybody tell me why Douglas Coupland's novel Microserfs is considered a cult classic? I'm reading it, and hoooooooooooooooooo boy... is it ever boring. It's not funny, it's not cunning, it's not clever. It's ridiculous high-school banter which meanders all over the place without ever leaving the front porch ( Read more... )

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elfin_chick and I were driving home from S'toon yesterday. As we drove south into the Dear Valley by Lumsden, the large van with a large trailor in front of us started weaving as though a heavy cross wind was crashing into it. Unfortunately, it was calm ( Read more... )

I'm 27 years old.

Can somebody please tell me when my mother and father's birthday's are?

Thanks.

A lot of wine has been consumed over the past few weeks, and not a lot of writing has been done. Let me stop with all the shrubbery and tell you what I liked and didn't like.

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So, a lot of you are probably wondering "Hey asshole, what the fuck happened to Wino Wednesdays?!" Well, I will admit, we missed the outing this week, and I've yet to publish #3 (I'll do it tonight or tomorrow, I promise). What did I do this past week instead, you might ask? I won't tell you directly, but I'll tell ya that I paid for an affair ( Read more... )