...was on Conan! My head almost exploded at the thought of those two comedians together. And he finished the pop tart joke! The mystery is solved (I think)...
simply put, that drunk lady was wrong; it was not, indeed, "cran-tarts." he continued the joke to include the microwave instructions, which actually say to heat the pop tart for 3 seconds. so he wondered who was so busy that they only had three seconds in the morning. he did talk more about cranberries and the "cran-man" who is by far outselling others such as the "bananaman." "we got it cran-man, go take your sales trophy and your vacation days and leave us alone!!!" well that's about as full a report as i can give. for a full theatrical performance you're going to have to ask in person and let me gather all my senses. but i can never do him justice...
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