Happy 20th birthday Super Mario Brothers! I wrote you a poem ( Read more... )

I started a rant in Jo Anna's livejournal and decided to move it here. However, Keith Olberman says it better than I ever could ( Read more... )

There is absolutely nothing late about this entry.

C-71 Goes to Hell Part VIIRyan surveyed the damage in the room. There were little bits of Kyle and Tricia everywhere. The room had a certain Jackson-Pollack-meets-Wes-Craven air, gore and scorch marks covering every available surface ( Read more... )

Note: This is a bunch of entries I never wrote. So it's kinda a quick summary of what the last month would have looked like in my livejournal if I had been interested in writing in it ( Read more... )

So I finally saw House of 1000 Corpses today. After devouring The Devil's Rejects as my movie of the summer, it was only fitting. Somehow no one really saw this movie and certainly no one repected me enough to tell me that it's a goddamn masterpiece. Fucking dicks, you know I love this shit! Where was my heads up ( Read more... )

I'm a big fan of filmmakers who don't feel the need to take any shit from anyone. As a result, checking out The Aristocrats this weekend reminded me that there are still some folks with the sack to say whatever is on their minds. The movie is magnificent, by the by, but I recently read a letter by Penn Jilette (of Penn & Teller, one of the ( Read more... )

Matthew McGrory, my favorite actor you've never heard of but are very familiar with died today. For the record, McGrory was 32. You know him because he was the most distinctive actor of his generation. He was the 7'6" actor who played the giant, Karl in Big Fish as well as the recurrent character Tiny in Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses and The ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen, I, Graham Rowe, have a significant problem with making lists. I do it compulsively. Well, this has been a long time coming and I'm now going to make you sit through a big one. This is my master list, my 100 favorite movies as of right now. I started this when school let out and have given a great deal of thought and ranking. ( Read more... )

I fucking love movies. This should be assumed by everyone who has even met me, but I know you guys love movies too. Almost as much as you love livejournal polls. So I wrote one for us to share movies. Maybe it'll inspire you to rent some movies your friends like. Maybe it'll give you something to do during the work day. Who knows? Do my poll!

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Sitcoms have a long heritage of utilizing the roommate relationship for their primary characters. This is largely because it plants people in close proximity while allowing for sexual tension that most families (at least the non-molestin' ones) don't have. The idea that a man and a woman could be stuck in the same environment without being legally ( Read more... )